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A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Billy
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Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as
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Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily
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In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
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At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff? To save lives. The pro
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A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? 为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？ Well, his wife answered at once. 噢，他的
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A Half 一半 Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to. 医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。 I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. 我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。 Say after me:
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Let Me Show You How 让我教你 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. 一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。 The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and
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God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted o
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The Thinker 《思想者》 Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker. 两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。 What do you suppose he's thinking about?asked one. 你猜他在想什么其中一个问道
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May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委
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Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, 他好紧张， and his nervousness was manif
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A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂， so he called the dean
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We're in the Same Boat 同病相怜 The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye. 一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。 His friends would often invite him to dance parties, 他的朋友常会邀请
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Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。
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A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户 A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说: I wanna open a god-damned checking account. 我想开个你他妈的
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The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道 President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff. 史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。 Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: 忽然间他心中突发奇想， You know, I thin
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Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,b
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And You Think You've Got Problems? 你认为你有问题吗? Boy, have I got problems! the man said to the psychiatrist. 乖乖，我真的有毛病了!一位老兄对精神病医生说道。 Go ahead and tell me about them 继续说，告诉我你的问
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