时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate 1 disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."



在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”



adj.立即的;直接的,最接近的;紧靠的
  • His immediate neighbours felt it their duty to call.他的近邻认为他们有责任去拜访。
  • We declared ourselves for the immediate convocation of the meeting.我们主张立即召开这个会议。
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a cross beam
abounder
all-daier
almost bounded function
astrapia
austenize
ball collar thrust bearing
band stop filter
bill free from claims or defences
bisno
bolometer amplifier
boned
capital repairs
catalogue of articles for sale
chaff jamming
channel scanner
Chediba
chemophobics
chronicle.com
Colocasia fallax
color distinction
compensatory polycythemia
conractual guarantee
constant boiling solution
CSP
definition of irrevocable control strategy
Dolj
drotaverine
ebullience
economic cooperation zone
ethnic-racial
exchange customs
extension screw
feed change gearbox
filling effect rib weave
fond memory
forward transadmittance
full speed turbine stages
gin slings
give cards and spades
graunt
gulps back
hair of head
hba
Hydrocotyle pseudoconferta
hydrological model
impregnative
Induan Stage
internal pin wheel
introduction of
iron-smeltings
isolationistic
isopropylmalonic acid
kagools
lay-
lockstepping
lord of war
lower sample
markup language
mean suns
motorized wheelchairs
negamiles
nucleole
optic-fiber links
os hyoideums
pad weld
parathelphusa sinensis
pentalenolactone
peripheral clearance angle
petchary
pipeline gauge
piroheptine
plant molecular biology
potassium-argons
power drive system
predestining
prenatal care
pyaemia septica
Ranzo
regulating port
Research Libraries Information Network
retroperitoneal pregnancy
roll-on roll-off ship
route of infection
screen sb out
sinical
snap (systems for nuclear auxilary power)
soapsuds
stibium sulfuratum aurantiacum
supercharge
synchronous changes
Torrinha
ultra-soft ray
untangle
vacuum spin-freezing
vatching
virtual waiting time
wainscoting, wainscotting
walk up to the trough, fodder or no fodder
wand exercise
weatherworthiness
Zudan