时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate 1 disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."



在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”



adj.立即的;直接的,最接近的;紧靠的
  • His immediate neighbours felt it their duty to call.他的近邻认为他们有责任去拜访。
  • We declared ourselves for the immediate convocation of the meeting.我们主张立即召开这个会议。
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acrosyndactylism
adhesive materials
all water transportation
arbudas submacula
BA-16038
bagur (begur)
befringes
biting the bullet
bohan
Calocedrus decurrens
centrilobar pancreatitis
Coiter's muscle
crack-the-whip
cratilla lineata assidua
Customs Bureau
deodorizer
desertive
Deutscher Werkbund
dichotomisation
DPP (Daniels Power Pile)
DRIND
endproduct inhibition
enkindle
eoles
epoxy resin composite
equatorial chart
expansile pulsation of liver
Fasciolidae
fauzia
fickenscher
fighting down
flow injection spectrophotometry
frame time
Gaylussacia baccata
go the whole way with
gread
hand-brush
have a shaft left in one's quiver
hittorf principle
IFCB
Indian melissa oil
intersexually
Ladelund
Lampyridae
Leopold R.
light finishing
lithesomeness
love style
lysimachia candida lindl. var.leucantha mak.
Mapsat
marded
membrane duct
mitre angle
moving-target indication radar
nantaimori
nodus lymphaticus
nondomiciliary
omphalotukaia hajimeanum
partisans
Pelican State
perferential anosmia
polyclituss
polygonum sibiricum maxim.
potentization
prefrontal bone
primary plexus
productivity of workman
pseudocentrous vertebrae
quarter-hours
rafal
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real life test
releasing position
repeater of signalization
retail turnover
roxannas
Saint-Simonism
sathe
segments of spinal cord
self-propelled scow
sinaed
smoothing-tool
snapper
solid bridge floor
space radio communication
spectrometric analysis
superinduces
sytron
Taenia serrata
Thorets
Torridincolidae
transfer of beat
transient nozzle secondary barrel
tryptophan 2,3-dioxygenase
unantagonizing
undershepherd
unilateral equilibration
university of the arts
variable working condition
whouh
xlip
yottajoule