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英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：Two More Riddles

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

牙牙学语之小笑话:初为人父

New Dad 初为人父 One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did eve

发表于:2018-12-06 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 牙牙学英语

世界上最有趣的笑话

近日，一组科学家和心理学家尝试找出世界上最有趣的笑话。 The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris Rose Recently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. Thi

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(145) / 评论(0) 分类 英语音频杂志

英文笑话：You Will Save Much More 你会省得更多

You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：relative 亲戚

relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes， she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：He Knows the Answer 他知道答案

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？ 学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：An Absolute Zero 零分

Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生：我认为我不应该得零分。 教授：我也这么认为，但这是允许我打的最低分数。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Dean's Words 院长的话

Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Can pilots fly飞行员就会飞吗

Can pilots fly [00:07.18]Listen and Share [00:09.96]Can pilots fly 飞行员就会飞吗 [00:20.80]词汇扫描 [00:24.93]station ['stei??n] 驻扎 [00:27.95]licensed ['lais?nst] 有执照的 [00:31.36]approach [?'pr?ut?] 与打交道 [00:34.89]incre

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Better hire a bodyguard 最好请个保镖

Better hire a bodyguard [00:07.25]Listen and Share [00:09.93]Better hire a bodyguard 最好请个保镖 [00:20.93]词汇扫描 [00:24.98]willies ['wiliz] 焦虑不安 [00:28.11]valuables ['v?lju?bl] 贵重物品 [00:31.66]evaluate [i'v?ljueit] 评估

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：That depends 这得看情况

[00:15.05]That depends 这得看情况 [00:28.98]词汇扫描 [00:32.91]preach [pri:t?] 宣扬 [00:35.61]parking lot ['pɑ:ki?][l?t] 停车场 [00:39.15]pipe up [paip][?p] 讲话 [00:42.32]英文原文 [00:44.11]Safety is a major concern at the manuf

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Cancellation of love 爱情退订

[00:15.11]Cancellation of love 爱情退订 [00:29.01]词汇扫描 [00:32.66]pull over [pul][b?k] 靠边停车 [00:36.21]英文原文 [00:38.07]Just as my husband pulled his delivery van away from the florist, [00:41.93]the manager came running out.

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Never out of stock 永不缺货

[00:15.23]Never out of stock 永不缺货 [00:26.60]词汇扫描 [00:30.16]overhear [??uv?'hi?] 无意中听到 [00:33.98]assure [?'?u?] 保证 [00:37.64]riot ['rai?t] 有趣的 [00:40.66]英文原文 [00:42.44]When I overheard one of my cashiers tel

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Equal-opportunity平等机会

[00:28.74]spirit ['spirit] 精神 [00:32.01]making the rounds 绕圈子 [00:36.57]tease [ti:z] 捉弄 [00:39.96]spare [sp??] 宽恕 [00:42.97]英文原文 [00:44.96]One Friday everyone in our office was in high spirits, [00:49.21]and Marshall, a sale

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Just want to take a day off想请一天假

[00:15.06]Just want to take a day off 想请一天假 [00:26.06]词汇扫描 [00:29.68]run [r?n] 经营 [00:32.90]time off 请假 [00:36.07]英文原文 [00:38.35]A big challenge of running a small business [00:41.29]is dealing with employees' reques

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Mental deficiency(智力缺陷)

[00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody [00:28.05]who appears completely normal? [00:31.34]Nothing is easier, he r

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Beware of Dog!(小心有狗)

[00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Danger! Beware of dog! [00:29.59]posted on the glass door. [00:32.12]Inside, he noticed a harmless

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)

A guy is reading his paper [00:20.69]when his wife walks up behind him [00:23.18]and smacks him [00:23.99]on the back of the head [00:25.12]with a frying pan. [00:26.85]He asks, What was that for? [00:29.28]She says, [00:30.66]I found a piece of pape

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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