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英语笑话听力+文本：A Raise 加薪

ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - A Cute Dog

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Doctor, it hurts!

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：eating grass 吃草

eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：bill 议案

bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：He Swore to Die 他发誓要死

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

I will change my name

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【6】

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇

一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

幽默笑话两则 （双语）

第一则：聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

经典双语笑话 第83期:你去哪儿了

Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

经典双语笑话 第86期:工作要求

The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Truly American scholar果然是美国学者

Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:07.29]Listen and Share [00:11.44]Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:24.64]词汇扫描 [00:28.46]involve 与有关 [00:31.85]history archive 历史档案馆 [00:36.26]station 驻扎 [00:3

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Wrinkle-free 免熨

[00:07.23]Listen and Share [00:10.53]Wrinkle-free 免熨 [00:20.52]词汇扫描 [00:24.89]grab [gr?b] 抓住 [00:27.75]iron ['ai?n] 烫衣服 [00:31.23]tag [t?g] 标签 [00:34.20]wrinkle-free ['ri?kl][fri:] 防皱的 [00:37.49]英文原文 [00:39.55]

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：New vet新手兽医

[00:28.63]annual ['?nju?l] 年度的 [00:31.86]summon ['s?m?n] 召唤 [00:35.31]perturb [p?'t?:b] 非常焦虑 [00:38.59]vet [vet] 兽医 [00:41.76]英文原文 [00:44.37]Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, [00:48.13]I rode with my mothe

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Billing- 账单

[00:31.14]ailment 小病小痛 [00:34.07]exasperated 使生气或不耐烦 [00:39.08]英文原文 [00:41.05]A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. [00:44.38]Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people [00:48.08]describing their ai

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Nobody available(谁都没空)

[00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night [00:21.94]when my wife told me [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed. [00:27.59]She could see from the bedroom window. [00:30.27]As I looked for myself, [00:32.41]I saw that there were people

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)

[00:33.58]cop 警察，巡警 [00:38.14]run a stop sign 闯停车指示牌 [00:43.83]grief 悲痛，忧伤 [00:49.22]give somebody grief 欺负某人，伤某人的心，找某人的茬 [00:57.74]slow down 减速 [01:03.83]A cop stopped a man for run

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

从没听过这么冷的笑话

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar! 问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子! What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last

发表于:2019-03-13 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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