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英文笑话：Somebody 人物

First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, Will somebody take out the garbage? 第一位男人：我在家里确实是一个人物。 第二位男人：真是这样吗？ 第一位男人：是的，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话选(1)

English Jokes Selections (1) 一 Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to th

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话选(2)

English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

笑话里看有关性的英语表达方法

看美国的性感论，常会遇到有趣的jokes 。这里就从此处取材，先从简单的以Bargain Counter（特价品专柜）为题的笑话说起。 He: Are you free tonight? She: No, but I'm inexpensive. 他问：你今晚有空吗？可是

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

经典双语笑话 第9期:哦，我懂了

Oh, I see 哦，我懂了 Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind,the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. 奔驰先生总想到非洲打猎，在他看来，壮硕的大猩猩无疑是最佳的

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Angel Frost 天使的冷淡

[00:42.18]frost 冰冻 [00:46.29]beverage 液体饮料 [00:49.71]brunch 早午餐 [00:53.93]blender 搅拌机 [01:00.89]SERVINGS 4-6 4-6人份 [01:04.91]CATEGORY Beverages 类别：饮料 [01:09.21]PREP 5 min. 准备：5分钟 [01:13.59]TOTAL 5 min. 共

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：serious chat 严肃的聊天

Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。 Alice问：你认为你最大的缺点是什么？ Monica说：我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说：那不要

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：惩罚的原因

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher abou

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想

Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：In the middle of nowhere这到底是哪？

[00:25.23]divert 攺道 [00:28.12]approach 接近 [00:31.13]be familiar with 熟悉 [00:35.09]英文原文 [00:36.92]Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. [00:40.53]As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the inte

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Keep driving my truck继续开我的卡车

[00:24.95]under his belt 带着（经验） [00:29.30]dash 打碎 [00:33.29]sympathize 同情 [00:36.63]英文原文 [00:38.21]With several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, [00:42.02]my roommate applied for officer training. [00:44.2

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Not a diving day这不是潜水的天

[00:25.76]offshore 海面的 [00:29.80]derrick barge 吊杆起重驳船 [00:35.57]decompression chamber 减压舱 [00:40.79]suit 衣服 [00:45.22]英文原文 [00:46.77]As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico, [00:50.52

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：That's Creative有创意

[00:17.80]That's Creative 有创意 [00:25.63]词汇扫描 [00:29.75]have a word with 与商谈 [00:34.44]tardiness ['tɑ:dinis] 缓慢 [00:37.75]unacceptable ['?n?k'sept?bl] 无法接受的 [00:41.99]英文原文 [00:43.43]Being the office superviso

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Express mail快递

[00:28.86]landed ['l?ndid] 获取 [00:32.04]covet ['k?vit] 垂涎 [00:35.17]celebrate ['selibreit] 庆祝 [00:38.50]urgent ['?:d??nt] 紧急的 [00:41.34]英文原文 [00:44.24]After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, [00:48.29]we went out

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Would you care to hold?要等一会吗?

[00:29.07]pro [pr?u] 熟手 [00:31.96]英文原文 [00:33.92]There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, [00:37.23]handling one phone call after another like an old pro, [00:40.87]when an employee stopped by my desk. [00:43.39]Have you ev

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(196) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Five Hundred Times(五百遍)

[00:14.05]Five Hundred Times [00:15.50]五百遍 [00:17.47]In the traffic court [00:18.29]of a large mid-western city, [00:20.54]a young lady [00:21.58]was brought before the judge [00:23.14]to answer a ticket [00:24.48]given her [00:25.30]for drivin

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)

[00:15.33]I hung him up to dry [00:17.32]我把他吊起来让他晾干 [00:20.62]Jim and Mary were both patients [00:22.66]in a Mental Hospital. [00:24.32]One day while they were walking [00:26.10]by the hospital swimming pool, [00:27.93]Jim suddenl

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him. [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while, [00:31.22]he tells his daughter she can't do it [00:33.67]because he's her half brother. [00:36.69]The same pr

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文幽默笑话：关于水的笑话

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reasked the instructor. H to O, explained the chemistry expert. 生化战

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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