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英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Who is that woman? 那女人是谁？

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his m

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Stopover 中途停留的优惠

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Chaude and Cold 热与冷

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：new discovery 新发现(音频)

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：我要表现得象位女士！

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He s

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we d

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：good choice 选得真不错！

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Solution 从未准时的解决方案

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Ground Rules 基本规则

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英文笑话：from America 它们是从美国带来的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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英文笑话：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(149) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：班级、情人和蠢驴

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(134) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：big sale 大减价(也没捞到便宜)

降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。 一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a good chess player 优秀象棋手

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(147) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话：一个问题 A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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