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英语笑话：Two More "Dialog" Jokes

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：How many? 还有多少?

Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Improvement 进步

One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说：你的英语最近学的怎么样了？ 很好，我过去不懂英国人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅

Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 “Tony,”经理说，“记得在客人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：space mountain 不想再玩太空山

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(140) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【1】

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Blonde Detectives美女侦探

Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Bargain讨价还价

[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?

[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher [00:15.92]代课教师 [00:19.13]A substitute teacher [00:20.73]was trying to make use [00:22.68]of her psychology background. [00:25.29]She began her class by saying, [00:28.78]Everyone who thinks you're stupid, [00:32.3

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)

[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?

[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Pretend Doctor假医生

[00:28.59]pretend [pri'tend] 假装 [00:31.88]concerning [k?n's?:ni?] 关于 [00:35.03]portray [p?:'trei] 描绘 [00:38.67]shock [??k] 冲击 [00:42.21]英文原文 [00:44.10]For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls [00:47.95]an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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