时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


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 Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想


Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上,老妈要老爸去修理茅房。
Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. " “那个茅房什么问题也没有啊,孩子的娘。”
Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole. 老妈将老爸带回茅房,把他的头塞进茅坑当中。
"Hey," said Dad, "my beard 1 is stuck!" “嘿!”老爸说道,“我的胡子粘住了!”
"Aggravatin', ain't it?" “问题严重了,是不是呢?”
Put Yourself in My Place
设身处地替人想一想
Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,
某一农场上,老妈要老爸去修理茅房。
Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom.
老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "
“那个茅房什么问题也没有啊,孩子的娘。”
Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.
老妈将老爸带回茅房,把他的头塞进茅坑当中。
"Hey," said Dad, "my beard is stuck!"
“嘿!”老爸说道,“我的胡子粘住了!”
"Aggravatin', ain't it?"
“问题严重了,是不是呢?”

n.(下巴上的)胡须;络腮胡子;vt.使长胡须,公开反对
  • My grandfather wears a beard.我爷爷留着胡须。
  • He's decided to grow a beard.他已经决定蓄胡子。
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