时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"











学英语单词
alternate-bay construction
banged-up
base of pock
beltong
bolometric radiation
bryaceaes
building combined drain
Caiman Pt.
cambion
canalis cervicis uteri
centass
Chabestan
clibanarius ransoni
crack a criminal case
curl plate
Diplococcus orbiculus
Dolichandrone
Echeda
electrical automatic control equipment
electrically programmable ROM
emiliania huxleyi
enclosed busbar
fahlerz zine
field gating circuit
front entrance bus
government purchase
Hadiyah
hairing
have a sneaking suspicion
high-paying
honeycomb in concrete
infrared receiving set
internacionales
interventional
iron wire brush
joint-owners
latterkin
lavatoriums
lingmao
linguistic processes
liquor baelzi
main hydraulic system
measurement of low temperature viscosity
metal bonded abrasive tool
midinfrared
modulus of flexure
morter
Moscow Canal
multiar circuit
mumble-the-pegs
myelogenic
Niaspan
non sked
northumbrians
objectifiers
of the first head
oleopten
open-wire carrier telephone channel
orphanarium
orris pea
panonychus citri (mcgregor)
peacekeeping mission
Pendembu
percentage of sales
perine
permanent mooring system
pick up a prize at a sale
primary school
process section table
protest for nonacceptance
pustulatus
radio-beam transmitting
reconditioned
requisites
rotate
Rottboellia
shoulder one's way
singing cowboys
skarsgaard
smithereened
source subschema
square bar spiral spring
strumigenys lacunosa
sysopping
talk show host
the GISC
tie for
TNEE
to spike
topological deformation
total separation efficiency
tracing box
transition potential
treat with gloves
unaffections
uniform major section
Vickers hardness meter
Victoria Strait
video graphics array
Villalgordo del Marquesado
waiverers
working scheme