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英语课
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar 1!
问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子!
What is the longest word in the English language 2?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile 3 between its first and last letters!
问：英语里最长的单词是?答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。
Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays 4!
问：为啥周六和周日是strong days?答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊！
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liar
n.说谎的人
参考例句：
I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了，一个又偷又骗的家伙！
She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
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language
n.语言
参考例句：
Is English a hard language to learn?英语是一种难学的语言吗？
Language is a wonderful thing.语言是极好的东西。
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mile
n.英里
参考例句：
It's no more than one mile to the shops.到商业区不过一英里。
The hospital is about a mile past the school.医院在离学校一英里以外的地方。
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weekdays
n.平日，普通日， （星期天及星期六以外的）任何一天( weekday的名词复数 )
参考例句：
I'm busy on weekdays. May I see you on Sunday? 我平时很忙，我可以在周日与你见面吗？ 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
Visitor Centre and shop open 9 a.m.—5 p.m. weekdays; 10 a.m.—5 p.m. weekends. 访客中心和商店的营业时间：周一至周五上午9点至下午5点，周末上午10点至下午5点。 来自辞典例句
n.说谎的人
- I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了，一个又偷又骗的家伙！
- She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
n.语言
- Is English a hard language to learn?英语是一种难学的语言吗？
- Language is a wonderful thing.语言是极好的东西。
n.英里
- It's no more than one mile to the shops.到商业区不过一英里。
- The hospital is about a mile past the school.医院在离学校一英里以外的地方。
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