时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."











学英语单词
a due
a lucky dip
Aberdeen terrier
acquaintanceships
adhesiones
aditya
allylstannane
analog tape
bell-like call
Brandisia swinglei
bulbar ridge
Campsis grandiflora
cesium photocell
chemosorption
commodity producer
contra-dip drainage pattern
copper(ii) hexafluorosilicate
cut fibre
device status register
diamyl ester
dibenzoylthiourea
Distoma crassum
Dolomiaea berardioidea
door cross member
double disking
Edissiya
enlargement range
exciting coil
gamonts
genus ancistrodons
genus pseudocoluss
geographic maps
given dimension
gross stress reaction
gruffiness
hispidities
holorac-hischisis
homologizes
hydroxysulfapyridine
index-link
internodal cell
isba
ismaeil
jackstay search
Junk mail folder
kasdan
Kerr electro-optic effect
knight of the community/parliament
kohyon (gohyon)
malassoes
matrass
metallists
microseismometer
model water turbine
multiply connected domain
non-deliveries
nonconfigural
Norrisian
odontophobias
orthogonal function method
over-invest
poison parsley
power source control
program-patching plug
protocol command
Pseudosaccharomycetes
radial-cooling slot
raghuram
registry office
remissness
reverse cell
right inverse
Saledar
semiplacenta diffusa
shell ear
singular spectrum
solvent dyeing
squamula septum
starter terminal stud
staurion
Streptomyces olivaceus
subtracter-adder
superomedial superficial inguinal lymph nodes
T cell replacingfactor
tarasova
the shoemaker's children go barefoot
three-roll bending chine
tierceron rib
Tirest
truck capacity
Tubicon
Ulsterite
undulatus
Upton Beall Sinclair
Vernonia parishii
vertical diversification
Villers-sur-Meuse
West-Flanders
windpump
write input
year-end substantive verification
zaikais