英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient 1 says, "Doctor, I have a pain 2 in my eye whenever 3 I drink tea."

The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug 5 before you drink."

mug = cup

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got 6 to help me. Nobody 7 ever 4 listens to me. No one ever pays 8 any attention 9 to what I have to say.

The doctor says, "Next, please."

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1
patient

  
 


n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的


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The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。
We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。












2
pain

  
 


n.痛苦，疼，痛，劳苦，努力；vt.使痛苦；vi.作痛


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Bad teeth often cause pain. 坏牙常引起疼痛。
The patient cried with pain. 那病人痛苦地哭喊。












3
whenever

  
 


adv.无论何时；conj.每当，无论何时，随时


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I'll go there whenever I have time.我多会儿有空就去。
Whenever we meet him we speak to him.每次我们见到他，我们都和他讲话。












4
ever

  
 


adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟


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Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。












5
mug

  
 


n.大杯(有柄的)


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What colour is the mug?这个杯子是什么颜色的？
Place one tea bag in your favorite mug.把茶叶袋子放在你喜欢的杯子里。












6
got

  
 


v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白


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I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。












7
nobody

  
 


pron.无人，没有任何人


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Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。
Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。












8
pays

  
 


v.付给( pay的第三人称单数 )；付款；有利可图；（对…）有利


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The school pays for heating and the maintenance of the buildings. 学校负担这些大楼的供热和维修费用。
Death pays all debts and all thoughts are dashed. 一死百了，万念俱灰。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》












9
attention

  
 


n.注意，注意力，关心，关注


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I hope you will give attention to this problem.希望你对此给予关注。
Pay attention to your spelling.请注意拼写。