英语笑话：2 More Short Jokes: Homework & On the Bus

A teacher is talking to a student.

Teacher: Did 1 your father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself 2.



On a crowded 3 bus, one man noticed 4 that another man had 5 his eyes closed 6.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?"

"No, I'm okay 7. It's just that I hate 8 to see an old lady standing 9."

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1
did

  
 


v.动词do的过去式


参考例句：





How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？












2
himself

  
 


pron.他自己


参考例句：





He is proud of himself.他为自己感到自豪。
He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。












3
crowded

  
 


adj.拥挤的，塞满的


参考例句：





Earth is becoming more and more crowded.地球变得越来越拥挤。
Guangzhou is a crowded city!广州是个拥挤的城市！












4
noticed

  
 


v.介绍( notice的过去式和过去分词 )；关注；关照；说到


参考例句：





I noticed a certain hesitancy in his voice. 我注意到他的声音有点犹豫。
She cast a sidelong glance at Eric to see if he had noticed her blunder. 她偷偷斜扫了埃里克一眼，看他有没有留意到她的错误。












5
had

  
 


vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有


参考例句：





I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。












6
closed

  
 


adj.关闭的；封闭的


参考例句：





He closed his eyes.他闭上了眼睛。
He was out of work when the factory closed.他在工厂倒闭后失业了。












7
Okay

  
 


(=okey，O.K.)adj./adv.好，行，不错；n.同意


参考例句：





The play is okay,but I still prefer the book.戏还可以，可我仍愿读原著。
Is it okay with you if I borrow this book?我借这本书你不在意吧？












8
hate

  
 


n.憎恨，厌恶，厌恶的人或事；vt.憎恨，不愿；vi.表示憎恨


参考例句：





We hate our enemy.我们憎恨敌人。
Snakes are my special hate.蛇是我最憎恶的东西。












9
standing

  
 


n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的


参考例句：





After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。