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英语笑话听力+文本：The best answer 最佳答案

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit. 一份报纸组织了一场

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five oclock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？ You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up

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美第一夫人调侃总统笑话连篇

InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话：惭愧的士兵 Ashamed Soldier

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite we

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经典双语笑话 第81期:理由

Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan

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经典双语笑话 第74期:上帝失踪了

God is Missing 上帝失踪了 There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. 有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。 If somebody had been locked up in his house, 如果有人被锁在自己的房子里， or if somebody's dog had been painte

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经典双语笑话 第66期:遇见太太

And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢? Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. 两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。 After the barbers had finished, 理发师刮完他

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经典双语笑话 第64期:真是恩爱的一对

How Sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对! Two women friends were having tea. 两个女人正在喝茶， Said one to the other, 其中一位对另一位说道： I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... 我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师

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经典双语笑话 第46期:还是家里好

Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔

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经典双语笑话 第52期:先享受后付款

Play Now Pay Later 先享受后付款 Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，和许多妓女风流， but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional

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经典双语笑话 第58期:老马识途

Age has it's advantages 老马识途 A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000 and squandered it at the race track. 一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款，并悉数浪费在赛马上。 The bank examiners were

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经典双语笑话 第38期:不费吹灰之力

NO Sweat! 不费吹灰之力 There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes: 一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客： a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller. 一

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经典双语笑话 第45期:头脑要保持冷静

Keep Your Head 头脑要保持冷静! A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage. 有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作，一天一位顾客要向他买半颗

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经典双语笑话 第40期:专注于工作

Getting into His Work 专注于工作 The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福

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经典双语笑话 第34期:学习共同分享

Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said

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经典双语笑话 第17期:哦，你做的真好

Oh，good job 哦，你做的真好 Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin. 莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们

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经典双语笑话 第30期:我的牙齿好痛喔

Now That Hurts 我的牙齿好痛喔! The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed, 一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。 Well, sir, said the dentist, 先生，牙医说道， I'm afraid you've wait

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英语笑话听力+文本：广告的效力

【生词预览】 effectiveness效用，dealer商人，watch-dog监察人员， 【笑话原文】 The Effectiveness of Advertisement Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one

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英语笑话听力+文本：德国之旅

【生词预览】 inspector检查员，cordially热情地，windmill风车，compartment车厢，eyelid眼皮 【笑话原文】 German Visit A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak E

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英语笑话听力+文本：他的号码多少

【生词预览】 minister牧师，illustrate阐述，pipe用嗓子尖声说话 【笑话原文】 What's His Number? Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to

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