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英文笑话：Two Birds 两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is

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英文笑话：Guessing a Riddle猜谜

Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning. 老师：孩子们，我有个谜语要你们猜：有一

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英文笑话：An Abstract Noun 抽象名词

Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象

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经典双语笑话 第2期:黑人英语

Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a

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经典双语笑话 第5期:一个真正热爱国家的人

Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人 The airplane was obviously in trouble. 飞机显然出了问题。 One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, 一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响， and the machine was slowly,

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经典双语笑话 第4期:听到那样真令人难过

Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴

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经典双语笑话 第13期:介词问题

Troubles with prepositions 介词问题 A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the library's at? 对不起，他问

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英语笑话听力+文本：给儿子的信

【生词预览】 last 上一个， findout 发现 【笑话原文】 ALettertoHerSon DearSon, I mwritingthisslowbecauseIknowyoucan treadfast.Wedon tlivewherewedidwhenyouleft.Yourdadreadinthepaperthatmostaccidentshappenwithintwentymilesofhome,sowemo

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英语笑话听力+文本：不许动

【生词预览】 Michigan 密歇根洲， revolver 左轮手枪， bandit 土匪，强盗 【笑话原文】 NobodyMove! ApairofMichiganrobbersenteredarecordshopnervouslywavingrevolvers.Thefirstoneshouted, Nobodymove! Whenhispartnermoved,thestartle

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英语笑话听力+文本：数数的目的

【生词预览】 insane 疯狂的， asylum 精神病院， poke 刺 【笑话原文】 Thirteen Amaniswalkingbyaninsaneasylumandhearsalltheresidentschanting,Thirteen!Thirteen!Quitecuriousaboutallthis,hefindsaholeinthefence,looksinandsomeonepokeshi

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英语笑话听力+文本：这样他就不会去参军了

【生词预览】 donkey 驴， camp 营地， 【笑话原文】 ASmallBoyandADonkey AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad. Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny? askedoneofthem. Sohewon

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英语笑话听力+文本：CD唱机

【生词预览】 decipher解读，technicals技术术语 【笑话原文】 CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalses on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I call

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：女孩的名字

【生词预览】 late已故的，masculine男性的， 【笑话原文】 Girls Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she

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英语笑话听力+文本：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

一天，Bill和Tom去一个饭馆共度晚餐。当服务生端上两份牛排的时候，Bill迅速给自己选了大块的牛排。 Tom对此很不高兴：什么时候你能学得礼貌点？ Bill说：如果你先选的话，你会选哪份？ T

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英语笑话听力+文本：How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really thought about it replied the stunned surgeon. You're

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英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl star

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英语笑话听力+文本：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. Don't you ever look at the speedometer? the off

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英语笑话听力+文本：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜

A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. I'm sure it is, answered the waitress. We've only been open two weeks. 镇上开了家新餐馆，

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英语笑话听力+文本：It worked 真的有效

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it

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英语笑话听力+文本：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do y

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