时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial 1 man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted 2 out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"



我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,



“有人拿了我的钱包!”



我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:



“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!

 



adj.快乐的,好交际的
  • He seemed jovial,but his eyes avoided ours.他显得很高兴,但他的眼光却避开了我们的眼光。
  • Grandma was plump and jovial.祖母身材圆胖,整天乐呵呵的。
v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 )
  • She blurted it out before I could stop her. 我还没来得及制止,她已脱口而出。
  • He blurted out the truth, that he committed the crime. 他不慎说出了真相,说是他犯了那个罪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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-wick
A-CM
accident frequency
Antimicina
Anxian
aortic sac
asthmatic attack
author catalogue
automotive design
be scattered with
beater drag
biphenyl mercury
borno
bow light house
brightening power
brochidodrome
celery-topped pines
centrifugal casting pipe for stay bolt
chapares
chaser thread snap gage
clulows
cocaine idiosyncrasy
cockfuckers
Cortaid
cracked back
cry babies
daily load scheduling graph
eastsound
Euprunus
evaporoated milk
fade-down
featherstonehaughs
fin type heat exchanger
five-yard
floodplains
gamling
gasoline stock
genus catasetums
geolocates
gynecological cytology
h(a)emospasia
hard smoked fish
high -tension side
Holy Mother
hyposystole
ICBN
illcome
improbous
International Quiet Sun Year
interrogative-point
john rosses
kaish
Kilkelly
laffittite
light a fire
lock value block
luxatio lateralis
mega bar
methyl-guanidine acetic acid
mireille
mirror matter
monocephalus tripus dibrachius
moribund
newboy
ontheshelf
oxygen 16 beam
pentachlorophenate
pillorizing
plastipaste
proficients
Pānāmik
quiltmaking
revenue expenditure process
reversing propulsion system
rhaphoneis bergonil
Santa Ana Volcano
satsuma kanoi
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Seven Mile
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smadjas
smooth-haired fox terriers
soluble humus
specific inflammation
spectral photometry
spelk
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swell-
take me away
tallowing taste
The Last Opportunity Rule
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water gate valve
wijekoon
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yoshinos
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