时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial 1 man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted 2 out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"



我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,



“有人拿了我的钱包!”



我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:



“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!

 



adj.快乐的,好交际的
  • He seemed jovial,but his eyes avoided ours.他显得很高兴,但他的眼光却避开了我们的眼光。
  • Grandma was plump and jovial.祖母身材圆胖,整天乐呵呵的。
v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 )
  • She blurted it out before I could stop her. 我还没来得及制止,她已脱口而出。
  • He blurted out the truth, that he committed the crime. 他不慎说出了真相,说是他犯了那个罪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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aliened
Altaussee
analog streamer
Anstie's reagent
antimasons
as far as I can remember
assibilate
balkers
bending of light
boiler feedwater heating
bracketed stiffener
Bruegel, Pieter, the Elder
burtless
cameral deposits
catechumenship
chadyr-lunga (ceadar-lunga)
chemical contouring
chloroisocyanuic acid
client/server system
commutative product
conus mitratus
cowyard flavor
crappiest
crawlers
cuprous benzoate
Dermoseptazine
discharged-area development
distributor of conventional ignition system
doodie up
double lever
each or every round voyage
ethograms
explosion chamber breaker
extended hold-up line
familial disorders
fancied that
fast-flowing
Fehrenbracht
fight crime
finite decimal
gain antenna
Genoese pastry
glycerin ether
grating machine
half-rectifier
hepatopath
Hippolytos
hydration phenomena
ingrosses
instantaneous exciter
internal pudendal vein
introductory rate
irregularities in vessel surface
isaxonine
line polygon
love knot
made an experiment with
mahones
mechanical limit
meme theory
mesoanalysis
Mount Upton
Mugay
Neophrynum
nonextraditable
not authorized
obligation arising out of the instrument
observable temperature
parabolic dish
Persian
phenotypical sex determination
pipeline mixer
prayer meetings
prismatic laye
propagating mode
quarantine release
Radio Research Board
removed position
rockumentaries
sacsahuaman
Sankuri
scarfed butt
self-reference
snooka
spaemen
spank me
Spodoptera frugiperda
Stanford Bridge
stock character
tariffings
terminal i/o wait
timewaster
translocation complex
trispective
urban size
USB port
volutite
white tie
windolet
worm gear conjugation tester
Yield curve swap
zero initial condition