时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial 1 man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted 2 out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"



我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,



“有人拿了我的钱包!”



我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:



“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!

 



adj.快乐的,好交际的
  • He seemed jovial,but his eyes avoided ours.他显得很高兴,但他的眼光却避开了我们的眼光。
  • Grandma was plump and jovial.祖母身材圆胖,整天乐呵呵的。
v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 )
  • She blurted it out before I could stop her. 我还没来得及制止,她已脱口而出。
  • He blurted out the truth, that he committed the crime. 他不慎说出了真相,说是他犯了那个罪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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accept payment
actual mechanism
advancing contact angle
al balaim lagoon
albumn
alpha region
amygdaloid nucleus
and daddy was a fireman
angle blanking
anti-rolling tank
area defence
automatic volume compressor
before you could say Jack Robinson
biomechanistic
bloodspotting
boot leg
brass plated steel wire
broad-scaler
cabin fittings
channel grant high
Chartered Patent Agent
commerical harbor
computer sensitive language
coscinaraea columna
cuddie
dependable software
disranges
dittohead
dynamic sheet of fixed assets
Edward Lee Thorndike
embarcadere
epitrimerus parvispina
europeo
factious spirit
feeling of safety
fixed interval schedule
flange gasket
fraxinus velutinas
fruits
gavurin
glyoxide
gray magick
grid noise
haematoxylons
hand - to - hand combat
Hardinge conical mill
heavy oil rotary pump
hongkong
impact probe
interactive entry
Isodon oresbius
isotope
kellog
least-favourite
letching
long absent, soon forgotten
Mach band
matched-pair
matt varnish
mean sampling
mean width ratio
measuring the potential of hydrogen
modular language
MTR (materials testing reactor)
murdery
muscle in
noseprints
not get a word in edgeways
nucleofecting
optimal sustainable yield
optimized dispatching
ordinary day
organic heterojunction
ostery
paired disparity code
photoionised
play the idiot
poke fun
propane dewaxing process
ramollescene
register galley
remaining runway
responsivenesses
Ross,Harold Wallace
self cancelling
series of potential
service limits
setup fee
sink at sight
squaring valve
staggering stitch
starings
submittal
tearing strength by trapezoid method
terpilene
Teucrium viscidum Bl.
the stock market
traction boiler
underput
water aerated
win general acceptance
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