时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial 1 man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted 2 out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"



我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,



“有人拿了我的钱包!”



我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:



“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!

 



adj.快乐的,好交际的
  • He seemed jovial,but his eyes avoided ours.他显得很高兴,但他的眼光却避开了我们的眼光。
  • Grandma was plump and jovial.祖母身材圆胖,整天乐呵呵的。
v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 )
  • She blurted it out before I could stop her. 我还没来得及制止,她已脱口而出。
  • He blurted out the truth, that he committed the crime. 他不慎说出了真相,说是他犯了那个罪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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0794
accumulation soil moisture
algebraic problem
ambiguity delay
aminoxytriphene
Amorphophallus corrugatus
authorization degree
auto-zero
backswept wing aircraft
Bassingham
benenate
betaphycus gelatinum
binary solvent system
blood pigment
body tube
boutique hotels
buck-in
calciodol
carandas
chromium polish
concurrent fault detection
considerable order
coponising
coprocytogram
copy-land
Corvus monedula
cuminylidene
cyanocobinamide
document cabinet
elaterites
enactory
Euler-Rodrigues parameter
exhaust suction pipe
expansins
flash-forwards
for a song
formal book transactions
fusiaphera macrospiratoides
gasoline compartment
genus Vireo
glutaminolysis
graecismus
grail
Guadahortuna
gunpowder empires
high flash oil
infrared catastrophe
ingenuine
intermenstrual fever
international trade law
Jack River
jewellry alloy
Kwoi
lamonds
landed aristocracy
lanthanum sulphide
lapithos (lapitos)
large space enclosure
ledoes
Lomagne
lutjanus decussatus
marchenko
mcelheny
multiple inequality coefficient
muscarinergic
neural logic system
non-irritants
nuclear parity
Nucleorhabdovirus
parallel in the narrow sense
predictive codings
Proddie
proportional control valve
protected object policy
quick correct plug in
railborne
rathjen
record designator
rectolabial fistula
rescyve
restaurantes
right-hand polarized wave
rubber bearings
Schima argentea
self restraint of boundary stress
serpentinously
sexual impulse
sleep twitches
Subordination Clause
Swedophone
t.s.w.
tclp
teacher orientation
tremolitic
Tyndall flowers
unregistered company
USB hub
vandiver
WDLL-D
well-delivereds
winding drum machine
wireless telegraphy act 1998