【生词预览】 absent 缺乏的 【笑话原文】 TheAbsent-MindedProfessor Theabsent-mindedprofessorshouted, Kate,cometotheblackboard ! Anotherstudentsays, Kateisabsent, Silent!LetKatespeakforherself. Theprofessorreplied. 【中文译文】 心

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【生词预览】 precious 珍贵的 【笑话原文】 HeCan tRead Mrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog! Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvertisementinthepapers! Mrs.Brown:It'snouse.Mylittledogcan'tread. 【中文译文】 我的狗不识字 布

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【生词预览】 unwelcome 不受欢迎的, incurable 不可治愈的 【笑话原文】 AnUnwelcomeHornor AdoctorcameintothehospitalwardandsaidtoMr.Johnson,Ihavesomegoodnewsandsomebadnewsforyou. ThenMr.Johnsonsaid,Please,givemethegoodnewsfirst.

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【生词预览】 trot 小跑 【笑话原文】 TheCleverDog Adogownerclaimedthathispet,whengivenmoney,wouldgotothenewsstalltobuyapaper.Hisfriendinsistedonademonstrationandhandedthedogsomemoney-Thedogtrottedoff,butanhourlaterhehadstillnotreturnedwi

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【生词预览】 inquire 询问 【笑话原文】 TheReasonofBeingLateMikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream. Whydiditmakeyoulate?inquiredtheteacher. Becauseneitherteamcouldwint

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【生词预览】 bald 秃头的, wig 假发 【笑话原文】 TheBaldGuy Oncetherewasanoldguy,whowasgrowingoldandstartingtolosehishair.Bythetimehehadgonecompletelybald,hedecidedtocoverhisbaldheadwithawig.Oneday,hewentouthuntingwithsomefriends.As

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【生词预览】 prescribe 开药, stroll 漫步, roar 吼叫 【笑话原文】 SleepingPills Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasaw

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【生词预览】 assign 指定, composition 作文 【笑话原文】 IfIAmAManager Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition--IfIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason. Iamwaitin

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ThreeEngineers Therewerethreeengineersridingalonginacar. Theywereanelectricalengineer,amechanicalengineerandacomputerengineer. Suddenly , thecarbrokedown. Theelectricalengineersaid,Maybeit'sadeadbattery. Themechanicalengineersaid , Maybethefanbel

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Husband Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue?Myteachersaidinsomeaboriginalareasawomandoesn'tknowherhusbanduntiltheymarry. Themothersighed , Ithappensineverysociety? Notes: 1.Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue? 一个孩子问她的妈妈:那是真的吗? 2.Myteacher

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rubber Guess what the penis said to the rubber. The answer is Cover me. I'm going in. Notes: 1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber. 猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。 penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈

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A snail A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. It happened so fast I cant remember, the snail replied. Notes: 1. A snail crossing the road was run over by a tur

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A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling water. But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal

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One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it

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【生词预览】 plow 耕地, gallop 飞奔, veterianarian 兽医 【笑话原文】 ASmartHorse Therewasafarmerwhofellandbrokehishipwhilehewasplowing,andhishorseimmediatelygallopedfivemilestothenearesttownandreturned,carryingadoctoronhisback.

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【生词预览】 allright (加强语气)确实, cash 把支票兑换成现金, teller 银行出纳员 【笑话原文】 It sMeAllRight Aprettyyoungladywenttocashacheckatabank.Thetellerexaminedit,thenasked,Canyouidentifyyourself? Lookingpuz

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【生词预览】 repetition 重复, harpon 喋喋不休, cram 塞入, raise 涨工资 【笑话原文】 RepetitionHasManyApplications Inasalescompany,thebosssaidtooneofhisemployees, Themainthingtorememberisrepetition,repetition,repetition!Th

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【生词预览】 flash 使闪现, register 记录器, available 可获得的 【笑话原文】 AFrustratedMan AmanwalkedintoaBurgerKingat12:50AM,flashedagunanddemandedcash.Theclerkturnedhimdownbecausehesaidhecouldn topenthecashregisterwithouta

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【生词预览】 portray 扮演, sloppiness 邋遢, scout 侦探 【笑话原文】 WantedtoLookGood Ratherthanhireactorstoportrayhomelessmen,thedirectorwantedtherealdeal,withallthesloppinessanddespairthatcomesfrombeingonthestreets.Thelocations

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【生词预览】 granny 奶奶 【笑话原文】 I'mGlad Ateacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad. Now,children, saidshe, hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneelseglad? I'vemadesomeonegladyesterday. saidasmallboy. Welldone.Whowasthat? My

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