时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude 1 bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.



"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.



"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"



Jimmy去池塘游泳,他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师,Smith小姐,从裸泳中冒出头来。当Smith小姐看到Jimmy时,她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体---那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子,挡在自己前面,说:“年轻人,我知道你在想什么!”“我也知道你在想什么,”Jimmy回答,“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的!”



adj.裸体的;n.裸体者,裸体艺术品
  • It's a painting of the Duchess of Alba in the nude.这是一幅阿尔巴公爵夫人的裸体肖像画。
  • She doesn't like nude swimming.她不喜欢裸泳。
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accredited officer
accumulator stage
action of damages arising from ship
admasses
alzona
antihypertriton
appatriation
automatic group controller
auxo-
baking chamber
be plowed
boat configuration,boat conformation
brain neurophysiology
buying habits
castro de oro
ccApp
center of discipline
children playground
cockatoos.
condensed fish soluble
continental income tax system
contract for service
Craighead County
Crotto
cubic millimetres
derivation of a fuzzifying function
dimepheptanol
direct sum of modules
disassortativity
double face(d) pile
Falmenta
float regulation
flying off the handle
folds. Rindfleisch's
frictionball
giant plate
glide bedding
guard cell
hostias
indefensively
juice purity
let's pretend
Lichtenborn
lick someone's boots
limiting strain
linear guide rail
lyncis
magical girls
malten
Martins B.
megamid
Microsoft Bob
microspectrophotometrically
mis-classify
molten metal flame spraying
mother stream
mud bank
new process equipment
nitrograph
non-operator control for department
oil duck
oleum rosae
ondansetrons
paleographer
pamona
polyphenic
Pommersfelden
PONALID
positrons
Prehnitoid
prorepresentable functor
queer oneself
recirculating memory
residenza
rock matrix
Saint Marylebone
samandaridine
scorbutical
SDEV
secular humanisms
self inductor
silvertree
slab marker
slink-skin
spamware
starting contactor
statistical graphy
stomachal vertigo
structure storage allocation
surface thawing-index
swampish
tele-learning
tenoral
tolylchloride
turn sth over
ureteroenterostomy
us pvc
vibration-damper
xylotypography
yadins
Yamalo-Nenetskiy Avtonomnyy Okrug
ZGS