时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

rubber



Guess what the penis said 1 to the rubber. The answer is "Cover 2 me. I'm going 3 in."



Notes:

1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber.

猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。



penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈.很少人取名Dick(迪克),但因为尼克松(Nixon)总 统的名宇是Dick,所以还有父母为儿子取名Dick;而Peter (彼得)是耶稣的十二门徒之一,故还有人以之为名。penis 还有男外两个比较粗俗的别称prick和cock。

"rubber"原是"橡胶”的意思,因为安全套的材质是橡胶, 所以rubber就成了安全套(condom)的俗名(slang name)。它还有另外一种说法prophylactic,也可以指各种预防性病或避免怀孕的用品。



2. The answer is "Cover me. I'm going in."

答案是:“盖住(掩护)我,我要进去了。”



“cover”有"覆盖;掩护”的意思,小弟弟要安全套把它盖住,它要进去了。常看美国瞀匪片的人对这句话应该不陌生,当警察准备冲锋陷阵直捣贼窝时,通常会对自己的搭档 (partner)说这句话。



1 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
2 cover
n.盖子,覆盖物;v.覆盖…,扩及,掩饰
  • Under cover of the dark,the dog was stolen.在黑夜的掩护下,狗被偷走了。
  • The book needs a new cover.这书需要装个新封面。
3 going
n.去,离去,地面(或道路)的状况,工作情况;(复数形式)goings: 行为;adj.进行中的,流行的,现存的
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
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