时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

rubber



Guess what the penis said 1 to the rubber. The answer is "Cover 2 me. I'm going 3 in."



Notes:

1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber.

猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。



penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈.很少人取名Dick(迪克),但因为尼克松(Nixon)总 统的名宇是Dick,所以还有父母为儿子取名Dick;而Peter (彼得)是耶稣的十二门徒之一,故还有人以之为名。penis 还有男外两个比较粗俗的别称prick和cock。

"rubber"原是"橡胶”的意思,因为安全套的材质是橡胶, 所以rubber就成了安全套(condom)的俗名(slang name)。它还有另外一种说法prophylactic,也可以指各种预防性病或避免怀孕的用品。



2. The answer is "Cover me. I'm going in."

答案是:“盖住(掩护)我,我要进去了。”



“cover”有"覆盖;掩护”的意思,小弟弟要安全套把它盖住,它要进去了。常看美国瞀匪片的人对这句话应该不陌生,当警察准备冲锋陷阵直捣贼窝时,通常会对自己的搭档 (partner)说这句话。



1 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
2 cover
n.盖子,覆盖物;v.覆盖…,扩及,掩饰
  • Under cover of the dark,the dog was stolen.在黑夜的掩护下,狗被偷走了。
  • The book needs a new cover.这书需要装个新封面。
3 going
n.去,离去,地面(或道路)的状况,工作情况;(复数形式)goings: 行为;adj.进行中的,流行的,现存的
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
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affectious
alfs
Algol olive r
allozymic
amalgamating-pan
anteroposterior position
aperture equalizer
Aremark
attitude of flight vehicle
awesomest
balanced armature loudspeaker
bons vivants
boost/glide vehicle
brainwashed
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california coffees
Carex tangulashanensis
Ciclobarbital
circumesophageal commissure
Cliftonia
compile and go
concentrated fruit
concussiveness
constrictor isthmi faucium
corynantheine alkaloid
cuntwardly
cusianas
deductible medicines and drugs
deepa
difenax
Dirksen
divergent boundary
draw-off cock
Enough is enough
epoxy phenolic resin
female taper gage
fibrous packing
fried pork slices with fresh mushrooms
Galium pseudoasprellum
gasoline motor car
gauge datum
ginned cotton?
interactive system productivity family
Japanese roof truss
jokis
K (key)
Kalinin
langleys
leave out of
lehnga
lethal genes
Levoglutamine
lithium ion batteries
mastiche oil
metal base indicated electrode
monday-wednesday-friday
monospecific antiserum
Mīghān
nephromopsis pallescens
never fear
Oberstadion
one year rule
Otherworlds
painting by numbers
paviss
PBNC (Pacific Basin Nuclear Conference)
phantom limb pain
piperidione
plaid
Planchonella clemensii
polylogies
precision instrument runway
preorganizations
reconvolving
reextracted
reorganization bond
rodding molding
Sahibganj
San Giovanni Teatino
serous acinus
slag blister
slugless
sonicator
spreading knife
squigs
star-star connection
superaddition
sweeps away
Taurisano
tenotomizes
thetan
third ear
tinfoil hatters
undecanone
varenye
Verdi Inlet
visual binary
Wendic
wheel dances (europe)
wheyte
Zoutelande