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经典双语笑话 第2期:黑人英语

Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a

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经典双语笑话 第8期:当然,凡事总有例外

Of course，there are limitations 当然，凡事总有例外 A musician had taken to heart the old saying, Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. 一位音乐家牢记一句格言在心： 音乐有安抚野兽心灵的魅力。 and traveled

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经典双语笑话 第82期:委婉的提醒

A Gentle Reminder 委婉的提醒 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。 On the morning of our 35th

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经典双语笑话 第67期:渴望爱情

Thirstin for Love 渴望爱情 Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl friend's apartment from time to time, 沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处， but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse. 但他总是设法

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经典双语笑话 第78期:你知道我是谁吗?

Do You Know Who I Am? 你知道我是谁吗? It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. 这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。 It was designed to weed out some students. 考试旨在淘汰部分学生。 The examination

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经典双语笑话 第47期:你真是有问题了

You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了! A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。 Do you urinate in the morning? asked the doctor. 你早上有小便吗?，医

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经典双语笑话 第53期:农场趣谈

Down on the Farm 农场趣谈 The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse, 一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁， when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath. 一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤，跌落到下面的

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经典双语笑话 第44期:把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去

And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots 把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去 The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened. 一位未曾有过作战经验的将军非常惶恐，因为第二天将有个战役要面对。

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经典双语笑话 第43期:临时改变主意

Change of Plan 临时改变主意 Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army. 法兰克和佛烈德两人同一天收到召集令，两人都不想去服兵役。 But Frank had heard that the

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经典双语笑话 第39期:不要瞎混

No Fooling! 不要瞎混! Please be gentle with me, darling, said the bride on her wedding night, I'm a virgin. 请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。我是个处女。 You're a virgin? exclaimed her husband with surpr

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经典双语笑话 第37期:大得吓人

Wow!That's a Big One! 哇!那个真是大得吓人 One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. 某一天一位观光客走进一家德州酒店点了一杯威士忌。 The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in

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经典双语笑话 第36期:哲学课一则

A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则 Why worry? 何必忧虑呢? Really, you have only two things to worry about-either you are sick or you are well. 真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。 If you are well, yo

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经典双语笑话 第32期:你能不能快一点

Could You Hurry It up a little? 你能不能快一点? A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt. 一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。 Hey, Nancy, look at

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经典双语笑话 第31期:听起来还算公平

Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平 A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day. 一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。 Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company. 哦，另外我

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经典双语笑话 第27期:多谢了,班长

Thanks a Lot Sarge 多谢了，班长 The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops. 一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。 Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismiss

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经典双语笑话 第26期:好运跟着保险来

Talk about Luck 好运跟着保险来 For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! said the harassed householder to the salesman 这是最后一次了，我不要买任何保险!被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。 Just a moment, sir. Please co

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经典双语笑话 第25期:特别来宾

A Special Guest 特别来宾 A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope. 一位律师发现他和某教宗一起到达天堂的珍珠门， Both men are allowed to enter heaven, 两个人都被允许进入天堂。 and th

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经典双语笑话 第22期:城里来的傻瓜

City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路， Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to th

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经典双语笑话 第18期:瞧瞧我的袜子

Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子 Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. 嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。 Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at ho

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经典双语笑话 第23期:好投入啊

True Dedication! 好投入啊! Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried. 福特斯克太太越来越担心。 Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home. 因为她先生一早出去打

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