时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 No Fooling! 不要瞎混!


"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin 1. " “请对我温柔一些,亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”
"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise. “你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道,
"But you've been married three times. " “可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”
"That's true dear,but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body. “没错,亲爱的,可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家,他只想看我的身体。
My second husband was in advertising 2, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be, 我的第二任丈夫从事广告业,而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。
and my third husband was a lawyer and would always say:"I'll get back to you next week." 我的第三任丈夫是位律师,他总是说:‘下星期我就回来看你。”
1.wedding night 新婚之夜
例句:Every minute of the wedding night is precious.
春宵一刻值千金。
2.virgin 处女;圣女
例句:The spring of the plains is not a reluctant virgin.
大草原的春天,并不是象一个处女那么娴静文雅。
3.exclaim 惊呼;惊叹;惊叫
例句:"Oh," she was about to exclaim, but checked herself and allowed her thoughts to die without expression.
“噢,"她听了简直要惊叫起来,不过她忍住了,没有把自己的想法流露出来。
4.artist 艺术家
例句:The artist showed us a portfolio 3 of her drawings.
艺术家给我们展示了她的绘画代表作品。

n.处女,未婚女子;adj.未经使用的;未经开发的
  • Have you ever been to a virgin forest?你去过原始森林吗?
  • There are vast expanses of virgin land in the remote regions.在边远地区有大片大片未开垦的土地。
n.广告业;广告活动 a.广告的;广告业务的
  • Can you give me any advice on getting into advertising? 你能指点我如何涉足广告业吗?
  • The advertising campaign is aimed primarily at young people. 这个广告宣传运动主要是针对年轻人的。
n.公事包;文件夹;大臣及部长职位
  • He remembered her because she was carrying a large portfolio.他因为她带着一个大公文包而记住了她。
  • He resigned his portfolio.他辞去了大臣职务。
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