经典双语笑话 第76期:上帝在看着

God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果。 The nun made a note, and posted o

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经典双语笑话 第72期:插在何处

Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁。 One day, she took a plug and s

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经典双语笑话 第84期:三个醉汉

Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. 其中一个对另一个说，多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。 The second drunkard st

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经典双语笑话 第88期:让我教你

Let Me Show You How 让我教你 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. 一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。 The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and

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经典双语笑话 第87期:一半

A Half 一半 Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to. 医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。 I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. 我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。 Say after me:

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经典双语笑话 第86期:工作要求

The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo

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经典双语笑话 第85期:停车罚款

Fine for Parking 停车罚款 Tell me again,asked the judge, Why you parked there? 告诉我，法官问道，你为什么把车停在那儿？ The driver rose and answered respectfully, 司机站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答， Because, Your Honor,

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经典双语笑话 第83期:你去哪儿了

Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son

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经典双语笑话 第82期:委婉的提醒

A Gentle Reminder 委婉的提醒 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。 On the morning of our 35th

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经典双语笑话 第81期:理由

Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan

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经典双语笑话 第80期:妻子的祈求

Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said

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经典双语笑话 第79期:女人的回答

A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? 为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？ Well, his wife answered at once. 噢，他的

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经典双语笑话 第12期:用脸去敲钟

Face it 用脸去敲钟 Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral. 钟楼怪人刚去世，因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人来敲巴黎圣母院的大钟。 B

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经典双语笑话 第13期:介词问题

Troubles with prepositions 介词问题 A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the library's at? 对不起，他问

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经典双语笑话 第14期:一次特别的伤风感冒

And uncalling cold 一次特别的伤风感冒 On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out. 一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，

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经典双语笑话 第15期:我没有把药吃下去

I didn't take that in 我没有把药吃下去 A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories. 有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦，因此医

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经典双语笑话 第8期:当然,凡事总有例外

Of course，there are limitations 当然，凡事总有例外 A musician had taken to heart the old saying, Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. 一位音乐家牢记一句格言在心： 音乐有安抚野兽心灵的魅力。 and traveled

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经典双语笑话 第6期:安瓜拉瓜拉

Unit6 Umgwalagwala 第六节 安瓜拉瓜拉 A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people. 一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该

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经典双语笑话 第7期:爱护动物

Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。 but when the man ordered four hamburgers with f

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经典双语笑话 第9期:哦，我懂了

Oh, I see 哦，我懂了 Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind,the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. 奔驰先生总想到非洲打猎，在他看来，壮硕的大猩猩无疑是最佳的

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