经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想

Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

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经典双语笑话 第49期:谁在放屁

Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, 他好紧张， and his nervousness was manif

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经典双语笑话 第48期:爬得越高跌得越重

The Bigger They Are the Harder They Fail 爬得越跌得越重 The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. 一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。 He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy. 他已治好一名病人的幻想

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经典双语笑话 第47期:你真是有问题了

You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了! A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。 Do you urinate in the morning? asked the doctor. 你早上有小便吗?，医

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经典双语笑话 第46期:还是家里好

Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔

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经典双语笑话 第78期:你知道我是谁吗?

Do You Know Who I Am? 你知道我是谁吗? It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. 这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。 It was designed to weed out some students. 考试旨在淘汰部分学生。 The examination

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经典双语笑话 第77期:能让我们老师回去吗?

May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委

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经典双语笑话 第69期:半价票

A Half-price Ticket 半价票 How much is the movie ticket? 电影票多少钱一张？ Ten dollars, kid. 10美元，孩子。 I only have five dollars. 我只有5美元。 Please let me in. 请让我进去吧， I'll see it only with one eye. 我只用

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经典双语笑话 第62期:免惊啦!

No Worriess 免惊啦! At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, 在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈， Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming? 妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳? Certainly not, darling. The water's much too

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经典双语笑话 第63期:等明年再说

Wait till Next Year 等明年再说 The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast. 一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。 Did you hear about this, dear? she asked. 亲爱的，你听过这则

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经典双语笑话 第64期:真是恩爱的一对

How Sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对! Two women friends were having tea. 两个女人正在喝茶， Said one to the other, 其中一位对另一位说道： I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... 我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师

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经典双语笑话 第65期:别急慢慢来

Let's Not Be Hasty 别急慢慢来 Said the wife to the husband. 一位妻子对她先生说道： Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor. 亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师， This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me t

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经典双语笑话 第66期:遇见太太

And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢? Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. 两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。 After the barbers had finished, 理发师刮完他

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经典双语笑话 第67期:渴望爱情

Thirstin for Love 渴望爱情 Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl friend's apartment from time to time, 沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处， but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse. 但他总是设法

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经典双语笑话 第68期:感人的告别

A Touching Farewell 一个感人的告别 Two old friends were out golfing. 两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球， As they were preparing to tee off near a road, 当他们在一处路旁准备开球时， a funeral cortege drove by and one of the tw

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经典双语笑话 第70期:考试不及格

Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？ Because of absence. 因为缺考。 You mean you were absent on the day of the test? 你的意思是考试那天你没去？

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经典双语笑话 第71期:思想者

The Thinker 《思想者》 Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker. 两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。 What do you suppose he's thinking about?asked one. 你猜他在想什么其中一个问道

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经典双语笑话 第73期:孩子的视角

Kid's Perspective 孩子的视角 On the way home from the first day of school, 在上学第一天回家的路上， the father asked his son, What did you do at school today? 父亲问儿子，你今天在学校做了什么？ The little boy shrugge

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经典双语笑话 第74期:上帝失踪了

God is Missing 上帝失踪了 There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. 有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。 If somebody had been locked up in his house, 如果有人被锁在自己的房子里， or if somebody's dog had been painte

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经典双语笑话 第75期:老师与学生之间的对话

Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老师与学生之间的对话 1.This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's. 这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。 Yes, sir, it is the same dog. 是的，先生，这是

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