幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文学课上,一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(122) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day,the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday,she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(40) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch,Whyisitnecessarytobequietinchurch? Aboyyelled , Becausepeoplearesleeping. Notes: 1.ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch, 一个主日学校

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher , wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn tdo? Ofcoursenot,theteacherreplied. Thekidsaid , Good , becauseIdidn'tdomyhomework. Notes: 1.Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher,wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn'tdo? 一个 1

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【生词预览】 element 元素 【笑话原文】 TheFourthElement Teacher:Whatarethefourelementsofnature? Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and... Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith? Student:Soap! 【中文译文】 第四元素

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【生词预览】 inquire 询问 【笑话原文】 TheReasonofBeingLateMikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream. Whydiditmakeyoulate?inquiredtheteacher. Becauseneitherteamcouldwint

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【生词预览】 assign 指定, composition 作文 【笑话原文】 IfIAmAManager Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition--IfIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason. Iamwaitin

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Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus' telephone number! 小玛丽:我在历史书中发现,克

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it make you late? inquired the teacher. Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time

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Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 老师:汤姆,男人这个词的复数形式是什么? 汤姆:男人们。 老师:答得好。那孩子的复数形式呢? 汤姆:双胞胎。

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Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my little sister to hold the nail. 老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到

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幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher,my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do,said the teache

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天,在作文课上,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文,题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

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幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上,老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but

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In an entrance examination of a conservatory,the teacher asked one boy,What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit,Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【生词预览】 breakfast 早餐, swim 游泳, wonder 想知道 【笑话原文】 WhyThreeTimes? Theteachertoldtheclassthestoryofamanwhoswamariverthreetimesbeforebreakfast. Johnnylaughed. Doyoudoubtthatagoodswimmercoulddothat?askedtheteacher.

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【生词预览】 granny 奶奶 【笑话原文】 I'mGlad Ateacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad. Now,children, saidshe, hasanyoneofyouevermadesomeoneelseglad? I'vemadesomeonegladyesterday. saidasmallboy. Welldone.Whowasthat? My

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Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil 老师与学生之间的对话 1.This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's. 这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。 Yes, sir, it is the same dog. 是的,先生,这是

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