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英语笑话：Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Free advice? 免费的建议？

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅

Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 “Tony,”经理说，“记得在客人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Headstone "Strange"的墓石

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：space mountain 不想再玩太空山

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Anniversary 结婚周年纪念

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

在家长们眼中，伟大的老师都是什么样？

What Makes a GREAT Teacher? 家长眼里，什么样的老师才是伟大的老师? In my humble opinion, teachers have one of the most important jobs in the world. You educate the leaders of tomorrow. You help them as they navigate and befriend a cl

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

优秀的老师有哪9个特点？你的老师占几条？

Great teaching seems to have less to do with our knowledge and skills than with our attitude toward our students, our subject, and our work. 好的教育并非仅限于我们的知识和技能，更多的是在于我们对待学生、学科和工作的

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

对号入座：你的老师是什么类型的?

忆起学生时代，除了那堆积如山的作业和试卷，那晦涩难言的同桌的你，还有一个个我们可亲可爱的老师。你印象中最深刻的老师是什么样子呢？你喜爱的老师是什么样的style呢？ 1.学术派 k

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名

[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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