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英语笑话听力+文本：A Raise 加薪

ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - A Cute Dog

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Doctor, it hurts!

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：He Swore to Die 他发誓要死

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

I will change my name

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇

一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

经典双语笑话 第62期:免惊啦!

No Worriess 免惊啦! At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, 在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈， Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming? 妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳? Certainly not, darling. The water's much too

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Honesty诚实

[00:46.99]investment counselor 投资顾问 [00:51.43]go out on one's own 自谋生路，自立门户 [00:57.37]shrewd 精明的，明智的 [01:02.14]diligent 勤勉的，努力工作的 [01:06.90]in-house counsel 法律顾问 [01:11.12]integrity 诚实

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：What's up babe?宝贝,最近怎么样了?

[00:25.03]sushi bar 寿司店 [00:28.57]accent 口音 [00:31.94]patron 顾客 [00:34.97]observe 注意到 [00:38.22]wasabi 芥辣 [00:42.20]英文原文 [00:43.50]Working as a server at a sushi bar, [00:46.26]I saw a customer trying to get my attenti

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：任何人都可以当电话推销员?

[00:25.35]telemarketer 电话推销员 [00:29.62]quality assurance 质量保证 [00:34.22]overhear 无意中听到 [00:37.93]cube 办公室格子间 [00:43.11]英文原文 [00:44.16]Successful telemarketers don't have to be brain surgeons, [00:47.68]

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Play for the forecast为天气预报演奏

[00:29.81]Scramble,急急忙忙地跑 [00:34.59]turn out 结果 [00:38.88]take aside 拉到边上 [00:46.91]I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. [00:53.36]Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on base. [0

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Blood donation 捐血

[00:14.52]Blood donation 捐血 [00:27.11]词汇扫描 [00:31.31]bottom line ['b?t?m][lain] 净收益 [00:34.37]complex ['k?mpleks] 设施齐全的综合性建筑 [00:38.88]rifle range ['raifl][reind?] 射击场 [00:43.18]英文原文 [00:44.87]Who s

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Come in an envelope 坐信封过来

[00:14.92]Come in an envelope 坐信封过来 [00:26.92]词汇扫描 [00:30.99]torrential [t?'ren??l] 湍急的 [00:34.00]rainstorms ['reinst?:m] 特别猛烈的暴雨 [00:39.08]representative [?repri'zent?tiv] 代表 [00:43.05]weary ['wi?ri] 心焦

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：爸爸有多牛

[00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. [00:58.86]My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. [01:

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我今天请假了

[00:14.37]Off from work [00:16.54]请假了 [00:19.38]My personnel-management class [00:21.62]consisted mainly of adult, working students. [00:25.85]One night while discussing job enrichment, [00:29.25]the teacher asked if any of us would be happy [0

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：开卷考试

[00:14.40]Open-book exam [00:16.57]开卷考试 [00:19.54]ON THE DAY of our final exam [00:22.15]at my Community College [00:23.98]in Santa Maria, Calif., [00:26.66]we heard that the bookstore [00:28.39]had changed its policy [00:30.63]and would buy

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Talking clock(会说话的钟)

[00:19.74]While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, [00:23.84]a college student led the way into the den. [00:27.10]What is the big brass gong and hammer for? [00:30.25]one of his friends asked. [00:32.16]That is the talking clock, the

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Nobody available(谁都没空)

[00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night [00:21.94]when my wife told me [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed. [00:27.59]She could see from the bedroom window. [00:30.27]As I looked for myself, [00:32.41]I saw that there were people

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)

[00:33.58]cop 警察，巡警 [00:38.14]run a stop sign 闯停车指示牌 [00:43.83]grief 悲痛，忧伤 [00:49.22]give somebody grief 欺负某人，伤某人的心，找某人的茬 [00:57.74]slow down 减速 [01:03.83]A cop stopped a man for run

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

从没听过这么冷的笑话

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar! 问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子! What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last

发表于:2019-03-13 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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