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英文笑话：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Who is that woman? 那女人是谁？

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Blind Date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Stopover 中途停留的优惠

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Mommy is hitting the bottle

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：我要表现得象位女士！

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He s

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Solution 从未准时的解决方案

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Shave head 刮头

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：big sale 大减价(也没捞到便宜)

降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。 一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a good chess player 优秀象棋手

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

世界上没有老师会怎样？

What Would The World Be Without Teachers? 世界上没有老师会怎样 If you make a list of the world's top ten most challenging jobs, chances are that being a teacher will not make the cut. But think about the daunting task millions of educators

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

英语笑话：一个问题 A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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