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一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀
英文笑话
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。
英文笑话
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli
英文笑话
一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!
英文笑话
我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。
英文笑话
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repl
英文笑话
Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了！ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some v
英文笑话
I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de
英文笑话
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order
英文笑话
As soon as you wake up, you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac
英文笑话
And the Same Vein 另一则寓言笑话 The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were'a poor but proud people. 非洲的恩德拉部落是个贫穷但骄傲的民族。 Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass with whi
经典双语笑话
Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack ambition．Why，at your age Alexander th
趣味英语
台湾籍旅美老师今天交给我们的句子是： It's not that we're ungrateful or shallow, rather that we absorb beauty quickly and then want to move on. Beauty is like a brilliant joke: we laugh, but don't need the comic element to be continu
留美老师带你每日说英文
在我们之前的节目中，有这样一句话： Susan: But you know what they say about kids? That you can't imagine having them Until you do, and then you can't imagine life without them? It's true. All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in
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