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趣味英语：疯女子梅超风

1．背口诀记单词 立一根wand（棍子） 上有女stand（站立） 伸出手hand（手） 抓一把sand（沙子） 撒向了land（陆地） 落到了band（乐队） 气坏了husband（丈夫） 2．识音标，记单词 wand n.棒tuning w

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

趣味英语：我们都是孤独的人

B: Nikky, if u r online, please contact me. N: Hello, brian, how r u. B: How do u do, I leave a message on your machine yesterday. (我昨天给你的电话留了言。) 【注】machine：机器，此处指可留言电话。 N: I heard it, it's a lo

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

搞笑英文短信

Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

马克·亚伯拉罕:笑并思考 搞笑诺贝尔奖

作为搞笑诺贝尔奖的创始人，马克 亚伯拉罕探寻着世界最不可思议的研究。在这个发人深省，也让人捧腹大笑的演讲里，他分享了一些与众不同，却又真真切切的科学故事 。 他同时强调了，

发表于:2018-12-09 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 TED公开课:会心一笑

访谈录 2008-02-21&02-23, 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-1

Now Scary is, you comfy? Beckham, what about you? (All right) Listen, just coz this is Comic Relief, doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice, right? OK, let me, now, where did you two meet? We met at the football. Beckham, was you into the Sp

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

访谈录 2008-02-27 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-3

But that ain't an insult and that is the biggest compliment you can pay for a woman. Respect. No, but seriously, does you take it up the butt? No, of course I don't. Beckham, you telling me you ain't never been caught offside? No. But me heard you w

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

访谈录 2008-02-24 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-2

I can see Yeah, that's more like camel whose girl? Now, it must be amazing going out with a Spice Girl, but in an ideal world and no disrespect to your bitch, wouldn't, in an ideal world, wouldn't you rather be with Baby? No. So how many the Spice G

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

超级搞笑翻译句子

超级搞笑翻译句子 1 Great minds think alike. (英雄所见略同，这句做第一句最合适不过了，不过最好翻译成英雄 和美女所见略同，嘿嘿) 2 Get going!(赶快动身吧，用在开始行动时) 3 We've got to hit the road.(我们要赶快了，和上一句用法相同，hit the road表现出紧急

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语竟能如此搞笑

一 有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。一天早上 ，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语：“起床气”在英语里面咋说？

你有起床气吗？早上睡醒后会心情不好、对人发脾气、无精打采、心理阴暗、对叫醒你的人怒目相视甚至大骂恭喜你，这些都是起床气的症状^^很多动漫中的人物也有起床气，比如《纯情罗曼史

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 英语日常口语

微笑的方式-用搞笑的人包围自己(3)

Ways to smile 微笑的方式 Get a flow. 获得生活之流 You all ready have a flow if you have a hobby that causes you to loose track of time and get lost in it. 如果你有爱好能够让你忘却时间忘我于其中，那么你就已经拥有了

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力广播—Listening

英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

搞笑:老外教你如何把妹

-- I could totally get a girlfriend if I actually tried. -- Shut up! 只要我认真去，我一定能把到妹。闭嘴 Thousands of people are building relationships online at our site. What are you doing? You're probably just looking like a loser

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语万花筒

趣味英语：这些问题你想过吗

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为裁磁?吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

加菲猫超经典搞笑语录

加菲猫超经典搞笑语录 Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower w

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

2016年搞笑诺贝尔奖得主出炉：奇葩得笑哭了

Rats in tiny trousers, pseudoscientific bullshit, the personalities of rocks, and Volkswagens, shall we say, creative approach to emissions testing were among the research topics honored by the 2016 Ig Nobel Prizes. The winners were announced last ni

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

菲利普亲王的搞笑语录

英国女王伊丽莎白二世的丈夫菲利普亲王10日迎来90岁生日。与英国女王结婚64年来，菲利普亲王过人的精力、健硕的身体以及强烈的公众责任感都伴随他走过无数正式场合。不过他最引人注目

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英美文化

第97期:我妈生来为搞笑

今天我们分享的是妈妈搞笑的事情 Mom：Don't forget to unload the dishwasher Mom：Did you finish your homework? Mom：We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving. Mom：Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 卡卡课堂早餐英语

这些搞笑的英语段子你都能理解吗?

Word play is a literary technique and a form of wit in which the words that are used become the main subject of the work, primarily for the purpose of intended effect or amusement. Examples of word play include puns, phonetic mix-ups such as spooneri

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间
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