时间对猪的意义 time to pig One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their li

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我患有脑瘫。我无时不刻不在颤抖,这是梅逊扎伊德(Maysoon Zayid)振奋人心而又诙谐幽默的演讲的开场白。(的确,这个演讲很搞笑) 我就像夏奇拉遇到了穆罕默德阿里。 这位优雅机智的阿

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“风流的男人”在英语是Don Juan,这是西班牙的人名,不过欧美人都常用来表示“风流”的人。到英美旅行时常听到的还是Casanovs或lady's man,但在英美的杂

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第一日:脱口而出“小板斧” 笨学生的“小嘀咕”: 拜托,俺的英语老底儿其实只相当于高中英语,千万不要让陌生的单词、高深的语法把俺对英语的一

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 随便打开一个英文字体文件(TTF或FON文件)看到的都将是这句话。可这句“快速的棕色狐狸跳过懒惰的狗”既不是名人名

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Advice for

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Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕) Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit

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旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qi

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I. I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare

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把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊 always keep your condoms in your car I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents

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U. Unique New York. Urgent detergent! W. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's win

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T. Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side. The blue bluebird blinks. The cat catchers can't catch caught cats. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

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For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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惠灵顿:一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰·丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速

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11.tomissatrick:意思是不了解全部实况或不能细心察看 (nottofigureoutasituation;don'tknoweverythingthatisgoingon;notveryperceptiveofeverysituation.) (反之,doesnotmissatrick就是对

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当你被某个综艺节目逗得大笑不止,当你和朋友聊八卦而笑得要死,你有没有想过英语里如何地道的表示各种大笑? 1.Belly laugh Belly意指肚子,笑得太起劲肚子都跟着颤,中文里我们可以说捧腹

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很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气,其实英语中有许多雷人的冷笑话,只要多多积累一些雷人英语,还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子,你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人

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