脱口而出“小板斧”
第一日：脱口而出“小板斧”
笨学生的“小嘀咕”：
拜托，俺的英语老底儿其实只相当于高中英语，千万不要让陌生的单词、高深的语法把俺对英语的一点点点点儿热情冲垮……
拙老师的“小嘀咕”：
周笨驰呀周笨驰，你的学习毅力可实在太过糟糕了，你对英语简直是麻木不仁、无动于衷，--所以，为师在第一堂课只好教你一套"程咬金的三板斧"，让你一学就会，一用就灵，照猫画虎，信心百倍。
(拙老师戴上“English美眉”的面具，深情无限、柔情似水地凝视着笨学生："给我一个最简单的英语问候先")。
周笨驰：Hello!/你好！
English美眉：Hello!/你好！
周笨驰：Glad to meet you!/见到你很高兴！
English美眉：Me too!/我也是。
周笨驰：Where are you from?/你从哪个国家来？
English美眉：The United 1 States 2./美国。
周笨驰：How long have you been in Beijing?/你来北京多久了？
English美眉：About one month./1个月。
周笨驰：It is cold in Beijing. Can you get used 3 to it?/北京的冬天很冷，还习惯吗？
English美眉：The weather is Ok. It's like in my own 4 country./还好，和我们国家差不多。
周笨驰：Anyway 5, take care 6!/多多注意身体。
English美眉：Thanks!/谢谢！
周笨驰：Are you in Beijing on business 7 or just for sightseeing 8?/来北京做什么？公务还是旅游？
English美眉：On business./公务。
周笨驰：So, what do you do?/你是做那方面工作的？
English美眉：I'm a reporter 9./记者。
周笨驰： Good job!/很好的职业！
English美眉：Sure. It's a very interesting job./是的，这是一个非常有趣的行业。
周笨驰：It seems 10 you like your job very much!/看起来你很喜欢你的职业。
English美眉：Yeah. I have been doing this for 5 years. And I have traveled 11 to lots of countries and got 12 to know quite a lot of friends./是的，我做这行5年了，走了很多国家，认识了许多朋友。
周笨驰：Of the countries you have been to, which country do you like best?/你去过很多国家？！那么你最喜欢的是哪个国家？
English美眉：My motherland 13, of course 14./当然是我的祖国。
周笨驰：I can understand. What do you think is the next?/我能理解，其次呢？
English美眉：It's hard to say. Each country is different./那就很难说了，每一个国家都有不同的特色。
周笨驰：I am afraid I have to leave now. Hope 15 to meet you again./对不起，我有点事，不能继续和你聊了，希望能有机会再见面。
English美眉：Never mind 16. I really enjoyed talking with your today./没关系，和你聊天也是一件很愉快的事。
周笨驰：Ok. See you then!/好吧，那就再见了。
English美眉：See you./再见。
(周笨驰的“小九九”：以上为与老外对话的"超级浓缩版"，没有一个生词。第一节课就学会28句，那第一百课就是2800句，哈哈哈哈哈哈！)
- The whole nation is closely united.全国人民紧密团结。
- The two men were united by community of interests.共同的利益使两个人结合在一起。
- the assumed differences between the two states 两种状况的假定区别
- He barnstormed across the southern states in an attempt to woo the voters. 他在南方各州作巡回演说，企图拉选票。
- I used to work until nearly 6:00 o'clock each day.我过去常常工作到6:00左右。
- He used to walk anywhere from two to five miles an hour.他过去经常一小时走二至五英里。
- Anyway I'm free now . Let me go with you. 我反正闲着没事,就陪你走一趟吧。
- Anyway, you can try. 至少你可以试试。
- I really care about the students in my class.我的确喜欢这个班上的学生。
- Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。
- My father built his business on years of hard work. 我父亲多年奋斗创立了自己的事业。
- We must finish up this business in a day or two. 我们必须在一两天内把这事结束。
- Most of our time was spent in sightseeing.我们的大部分时间用在游览上。
- Sightseeing is no part of my plan.我根本没打算参观游览。
- A good reporter has a nose for news.一个优秀的记者善于发现新闻。
- He told his story to a reporter.他向一个记者讲述了自己的经历。
- She seems to feel ambivalent about her new job. 她似乎对新工作忧喜参半。
- Her return to the team now seems a certainty. 她的归队现在似乎已成定局。
- As we traveled together, we started to grow apart. 我们在一起旅行的时候产生了隔阂。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- Previous to that, we had traveled by car to Paris. 在那之前，我们坐车去了巴黎。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
- I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
- We have the duty to defend our motherland.我们有责任保卫祖国。
- We love our great motherland.我们热爱我们伟大的祖国。
- The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
- Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。
- We hope you can come.我们希望你能来。
- Hope you'll enjoy yourself there.愿您度过愉快的一天。