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趣味英语：疯女子梅超风

1．背口诀记单词 立一根wand（棍子） 上有女stand（站立） 伸出手hand（手） 抓一把sand（沙子） 撒向了land（陆地） 落到了band（乐队） 气坏了husband（丈夫） 2．识音标，记单词 wand n.棒tuning w

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

趣味英语：我们都是孤独的人

B: Nikky, if u r online, please contact me. N: Hello, brian, how r u. B: How do u do, I leave a message on your machine yesterday. (我昨天给你的电话留了言。) 【注】machine：机器，此处指可留言电话。 N: I heard it, it's a lo

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

英文小幽默（3）

蜗牛买跑车 snail and car There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a w

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文小幽默（6）

懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

武林外传英汉对照

武林外传英汉对照 各回各家，各找各妈 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 我看好你哟~

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语小幽默-2

MyFather'sAshes A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there a

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

小幽默（4则）

A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(140) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

You and Your Computer( 你和你的电脑）

It is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....（到了重新评价你和你的电脑的关系时候了当......) 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

谢谢医生

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语：“起床气”在英语里面咋说？

你有起床气吗？早上睡醒后会心情不好、对人发脾气、无精打采、心理阴暗、对叫醒你的人怒目相视甚至大骂恭喜你，这些都是起床气的症状^^很多动漫中的人物也有起床气，比如《纯情罗曼史

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 英语日常口语

英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【1】

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

孔子印名片

得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲，孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨，老先生决定印盒 名片。 文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

他真是一个大人物

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语：这些问题你想过吗

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为裁磁?吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

（爆笑）同音的英语

需要指出的是,胡(hu)和谁(who)同音,是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔(Yassi r)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词Rice. Hu

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(286) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

泡妞语录

**Hey baby. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up? **Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be! **Can I buy you a drink, or do yo

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

常用趣味英语俚语

英语俚语是一种非正式的语言，通常用在非正式的场合，所以在用这些俚语是一定要考虑到所用的场合和对象，除非是好朋友，最好不要随意用这些俚语。以下是一些常用的俚语。 a bird in th

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

趣味英语口语表达

趣味英语口语表达 1. XYZ 检查你的拉链 Hey, man. XYZ. 老兄啊! 检查一下你的拉链吧。 XYZ 是 Check your zipper. 的意思。美国填表中的选项多用打X来表示。这个选项的动作就叫Check，也就是XYZ 中的X。

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(169) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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