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英语PK台 第48期:一枚搞笑音乐青年的美国偶像逐梦路(2)

上期听力文本中英对照： Dialogue: JJ: Hey, Xiao Gao, what cha up to? Did I catch you at a bad time? 京晶：嘿，小高，在干嘛呢？我打扰你了吗？ XG: No, Im just rehearsing for an American Idol audition. 小高：没呢。我正

发表于:2018-12-28 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语PK台

经典影片中的演讲

经典影片中的演讲 电影中的演讲既考验编剧的才能,也是对演员记忆力和感染力的一大考验.运用得当就能在影片中发 挥至关重要的作用,将情感升华,使得观众在散场后仍记忆犹新,反复回味.这中间不但能体现文字的 魅力,也有很多语言点值得一学哦！ 《辛德勒的名单》

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话选(1)

English Jokes Selections (1) 一 Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to th

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话选(2)

English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)

昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Joke English 第二期

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Some Humors Between Teachers and Students

1) TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm e

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Joke English 第三期

笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】top 10 comic gems

1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter,

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语绕口令集锦：S

S. Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts. Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

吝啬鬼请客

The mean man＇s party The notorious cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment.he said.″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open.push with your foot

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(122) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

网上无美女，网下有佳人

第五法、英语“卡壳”之无厘头解决法 周奔驰在英语角最尴尬的事情是：自己在向美眉表达@#0的过程中，时常由于不知道某个单词或短语而突然“卡壳”

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爆笑英文版三字经(儿童不宜)

人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教：If you do not practise all th

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

UGLY BABY

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyfu

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

“说中文太俗了”

第三日：周笨驰的大话：“说中文太俗了” 有了咖啡厅当场和洋美眉开口说英语的经历，周笨驰开始信心百倍，有空就去星巴克和老外主动搭话，晚上更

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第六期

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第一期

My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck. A few moments later

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味阅读：解码男人规则

男人篇：Men's Rules That Women Should Know We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. 我们男人总是听女人制订的规则，而以下就是我们男人的规则。 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help s

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

趣味青春英语电台 第326期:Say when

Idiom: Say when ( stop ) Hit the book: Capability Opt-in Cyber attack Divulge Sign up Sympathy Flee Hall said at least 10 million Ford vehicles with 911 Assist capability are on the road. However, drivers should note that the feature is opt-in, meani

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味青春英语
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