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女性英语 Women's English

你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…… Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need = I want. It's your decision = The

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文祝福语_情侣篇

Like the coming spring, you are refreshing. 你像即将来临的春天一样清新。 Spring is a time of renewal and a time for love. 春天是万物更新和恋爱的时节。 You are the most prec

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语PK台 第50期:一枚搞笑音乐青年的美国偶像逐梦路(4)

Dialogue: Simon Cowell：Okay, and whatsyour name sir? 评委：好的，请问您的名字？ XG：My name is Xiao Gao. 小高：我叫小高 Simon Cowell：What song are you going to sing? 评委：你打算唱什么歌？ XG：I'm gonna sing Over

发表于:2018-12-28 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语PK台

英语PK台 第49期:一枚搞笑音乐青年的美国偶像逐梦路(3)

听力文本： 评委：好的，请问您的名字？ 小高：我叫小高 评委：你打算唱什么歌？ 小高：我准备的歌曲是：over the rainbow, 我准备好了。（开始唱） 评委：对不起，小高，我必须打断你，你没

发表于:2018-12-28 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语PK台

每天三分钟学英语 第153期:英文"牙仙"怎么说

Trick someone 骗某人 John tricked me into coming. He told me there would be free food. John把我骗过来。他跟我说这里有免费的吃的。 Find something in the trash can 在垃圾桶里捡到/找到 Who threw out my shoes? I found it in

发表于:2018-12-28 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 每天三分钟学英语

英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：space mountain 不想再玩太空山

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(137) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话-A Good Boy 好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? 昨天给你的钱干什么了？ I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. 我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 You're a good boy, said

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

[爆笑一刻]环球小姐形容男性性器官

miss universe's last question 环球小姐最后一题 question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms america: wel

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语新闻视频：美国熊孩子如何看热门视频：桂肉粉挑战

Kids React To CinnamonChallenge. ok, a hundred kabillion people ask me to do Cinnamon Challenge. kabillion? is that a real number? i love cinnamon challenge. you're so stupid, it's just a little tea spoon. OMG! oh crap! what the heck? you gotta be...

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻视频

幽默学习第十三期

During summer sessions at our small Southern university, we who teach 8 a.m. classes face two major obstacles. First, attendance at these early classes is always quite low because of late-sleeping stu

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第十四期

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第十一期

A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

篮球英文堂 第114期:超搞笑--勇士版游戏王,神秘五张卡

Drop your last pathetic card, so I get end this 打出你最后一张可怜的卡吧，让我灭了你，结束这场战斗 My grandpa has no pathetic card 你大爷我没有烂卡 but I does contain the unstoppable Ajudea. impossible 但我有一张无

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 篮球英文堂

篮球英文堂 第20期:杨澜访谈,科比讲述最真实的自我(1)

It seems you have transformed yourself significantly during the past few years 近些年来，你似乎在改变自己， as a person and a basketball player. 不管是私下的自己或是球场上的你， Is that true? 是这样的吗？ Actually,

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 篮球英文堂
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