时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


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你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……


Yes = No.


No = Yes.


Maybe = No.


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.


We need = I want.


It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


We need to talk = I need to complain.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron 1!


You're so manly 2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


You're certainly attentive 3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 4.


This kitchen is so inconvenient 5 = I want a new house.


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.


Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


Is my butt 6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


The same old thing = Nothing.


Nothing = Everything.


Everything = My PMS is acting 7 up.


Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.




1 moron
n.极蠢之人,低能儿
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子!
2 manly
adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地
  • The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
  • He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务,并希望别人效之。
3 attentive
adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的
  • She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
  • The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。
4 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 inconvenient
adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的
  • You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
  • Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗?
6 butt
n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶
  • The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
  • He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
7 acting
n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她,她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代,她的表演生涯黯然失色。
学英语单词
ablutolmania
absolute endorsements
afferent nervous system
antigag
aphaniosoma thoracale
as for the rest
ask out
battles of caporetto
blanket for calice printing
bone china
box-handling crane with magnet
brake connection rod pin
Bronchi segmentales
bronchoscopes
buckner
bull-leaping
cabre
caryophag
chamness
cloud symbol
cocalvirus
collar cheek
cone lock punch retainer
cremasteric center
cubatures
Dobryatino
double-transit oscillator
echo technique
eriobotrya japonicas
exciting pulse
Flomycin
flyspeck 3
fragile fern
frozen products container
fruticosus
gelatinous fiber
gentling
Gymnema R. Br.
habenula arcuata
hard measles
Hilborough
Jackson skin grafting method
jazz poetry
Kay test
lenne porphyry
local bending
luggage and parcel house
lunaris
lynee
mark stack control word
master push button panel
match grinding
mathematical feature
moondoggle
mounting adjustment
mr.wayne
multihotel
nephradenoma
nose powder
novelty song
ocutom
optimum ship routing
paederus dermatitis
par or stated value
Parasificin
peaced
PLMN
Politzer's luminous cone
pressure bar gap
qie
quotient representation
re margin
reciprocal recurrent selection
retinalism
rowlandson
russian monetary units
Schizopepon bicirrhosus
set up box
Shemonaikha
shoecare
sidewall air-cushion
specified route service notation
spread stitch
Staten
steering knuckle angle
strabo
subsidiary course
tandem tractor
telecommunication management
telecopier
thriving on
totative
translocation of penis
traveling-wave tube oscillator
treron bicinctus domvilii
type introspections
Ul'yanino
unirrooted
unozonized
valdanoes
verbizing
zinckiferous