时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课
 


你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……


Yes = No.


No = Yes.


Maybe = No.


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.


We need = I want.


It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


We need to talk = I need to complain.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron 1!


You're so manly 2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


You're certainly attentive 3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 4.


This kitchen is so inconvenient 5 = I want a new house.


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.


Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


Is my butt 6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


The same old thing = Nothing.


Nothing = Everything.


Everything = My PMS is acting 7 up.


Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.




1 moron
n.极蠢之人,低能儿
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子!
2 manly
adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地
  • The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
  • He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务,并希望别人效之。
3 attentive
adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的
  • She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
  • The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。
4 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 inconvenient
adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的
  • You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
  • Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗?
6 butt
n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶
  • The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
  • He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
7 acting
n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她,她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代,她的表演生涯黯然失色。
学英语单词
acetylcresotinic acid
air-activated blender
alloiometric
alumni education
amelanotic
analysis of dynamic system behaviour
anomalist
ash error
Ashantee
Aulacomitrium
backward inclined type of impeller
balance of payments disequilibria
Bataipora
bay felling
Belitong, Sungai
Benedict III
biarseplate
body-shirted
bounce time
calciovolborthites
cantonalist
castrativeness
Chenggong Township
chorus of mixed voices
co-ferment
comedy of menace
consecutive voyages
control supply panel
Corynebacterium mallei
debauched
dependent events
Dotson Ice Shelf
dry voyage
economic sanction
ectethmoid bone
effervescenced steel
electron-sensitive emulsion
endpoint titration
evidence generating authority
fail-soft mode
genus Pseudococcus
geologic-topographic map
gonioscope
hatch side
head-injured
headering
hedge-creeping
hypocrite
infra-ray diameter gauge
input line filter
Kerzers
keystroke dynamics
laser photothermal interference spectrometry
leading insurance company
left zero divisor
local-deterministic axiom
Mackinaw coat
madone
Maeng-san
make a discovery
mcnear
microspermum
modularizes
napalm rocket
neutralizing voltage
nonrotatable
normalized plot
oral historian
orsak
out-of-pile test loop
outlawry of war
oval kumquat
palpably
phyllosticta brassicae-oleraceae
picture wave
Pilstick engine
Puccinellia tenuissima
pucer
raised hotbed
rake ... up
rate of recrystallization
rebrightening
river pebble phosphate
rotary magnetic effect
ruffianous
safeguard mechanisms
samols
Secreariat
sell out the purchases
sillyism
spool position
stood sentinel
superexpensive
Takhtoyamsk
timahs
Towuti, Danau
wanteau
when you're ready
wilter
Winnipegosis, L.
Yurgamysh
zero-point pressure