时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课
 


你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……


Yes = No.


No = Yes.


Maybe = No.


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.


We need = I want.


It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


We need to talk = I need to complain.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron 1!


You're so manly 2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


You're certainly attentive 3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 4.


This kitchen is so inconvenient 5 = I want a new house.


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.


Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


Is my butt 6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


The same old thing = Nothing.


Nothing = Everything.


Everything = My PMS is acting 7 up.


Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.




1 moron
n.极蠢之人,低能儿
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子!
2 manly
adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地
  • The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
  • He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务,并希望别人效之。
3 attentive
adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的
  • She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
  • The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。
4 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 inconvenient
adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的
  • You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
  • Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗?
6 butt
n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶
  • The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
  • He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
7 acting
n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她,她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代,她的表演生涯黯然失色。
学英语单词
110 camera
aerosurvey
agricultural institute
Ancalochloris
angiotonics
answer on a check
areach
beueved
bikini pants
bottle-fed
branch profit and loss account
brittle-stars
cartridge case
cheek knee
chiastic
Clomycin
coated metallic electrode
combat fatigues
conocephalus conicus dum
constant inclination
consumated
coverlids
crucible support
Cyclotestex
debt/equity ratio
demutualised
Dinal
disquieters
disturbing current
drip feed lubricaor
dual-purpose reactor
earthquake-proof foundation
ecophysiology
educational broadcasting
electric meffle furnace
engine-generator combined characteristic
environmental biophysics
erceldoune
faineancy
fie
firstclass
flannelboard
fly-spray
gardon asparagus
glyceraldehydes
gotten on it
grinrod
guarddate
hand operated carriage
hysteretic loss
ijma'
interacetabular
ivory wax
Johnswort
knickknackatory
Krause's gland
lancashire back saw
leukocyte-poor
link chute
Lord is my Shepherd
Malaripo
manic depressions
mean-square-error criterion
methylisopropylbenzene
mofreh
monthly fees
napperon
non cumulative revolving letter of credit
North Ferriby
not-doing
off days
off-hand ware
oil productivity
outside space
physiologic anemia
pipe tool
placeabler
pole-mounted substation
protein fiber
PT/HR
Quarrata
raddol
redemption
retamycin
rhizomic
Serratula cupuliformis
shootdown
spideys
Strauss the Younger
Tainai-gawa
tauromustine
Thevenard I.
time of unconsciousness
tribars
trigonum retromolare (mandibul?)
true model
tuberculomata
unmatch record check
unpannelling
vena jugularis
Wentzel-Kramers-Brillouin method
Wirsung's duct