时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课
 


你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……


Yes = No.


No = Yes.


Maybe = No.


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.


We need = I want.


It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


We need to talk = I need to complain.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron 1!


You're so manly 2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


You're certainly attentive 3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 4.


This kitchen is so inconvenient 5 = I want a new house.


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.


Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


Is my butt 6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


The same old thing = Nothing.


Nothing = Everything.


Everything = My PMS is acting 7 up.


Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.




1 moron
n.极蠢之人,低能儿
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子!
2 manly
adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地
  • The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
  • He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务,并希望别人效之。
3 attentive
adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的
  • She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
  • The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。
4 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 inconvenient
adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的
  • You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
  • Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗?
6 butt
n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶
  • The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
  • He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
7 acting
n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她,她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代,她的表演生涯黯然失色。
学英语单词
adonised
adore the rising sun
airport surface detection radar
angharmonic oscillator
anth-
antiserum
anzia hypoleucoides mull arg.
availability doctrine
bailout capsule
barbusses
bear's-ear
blastor
bovine ulcerative mammillitis
buckethead
celestites
chromatogram analyzer
chronic atrophic lichenoid dermatitis
collective trademark
company name
contract plant
conversational service
corrugated plate
cuboidal cell
decomposition of reducing sugar
default route
desovietize
dimmer sweep trace
Din Rail Power Supply
dinner-and-a-movie
dormative
double-entries
drasticus
dry-wood termite
Dulverton
electronic money
Enterprise Content Management
etaconid
faces-iii
Fed wire
fire service water
fluoresceine diacetate
foot-press
frame accurate
Frank-Read dislocation source
fusion weld sealing machine
hallos
high selector switch
hindberry
indium ion
ink reflectance
irrigation application efficiency
isotropic random field
jccs
Jeb.
kalaite
kendoist
langhalde
law of geminate species
lead oxide tube
log diode
macroohytes
man-midwives
mero
messon
Montesarchio
mucohemorrhagic diarrhea
Nashik
Nickel-stibine
one axis laser gyroscope
overpeopling
pacing factor
paediatrician
paper case
period of circulation
piping-hot
plastic media filter
prairie soit
Pritzwalk
protocal
quality of reproduction
random white noise
rotary table assembly machine
salvage winc
septulate
Singapore Botanic Gardens
spunk up
steel king
strategic outsourcing
suppress
thioinosine
throttling governer
traffic interference
transceiver cable
transglycosylase
ultramarine green
unimates
Valsuani's disease
vicksburg
wage payroll
Waronda
winks at
would rather than