第97期:我妈生来为搞笑
时间：2019-02-12 作者：英语课 分类：卡卡课堂早餐英语
英语课
今天我们分享的是妈妈搞笑的事情
Mom：Don't forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom：Did you finish your homework?
Mom：We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom：Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.
Son: U are? Omg thank u.
Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
妈妈：别忘了把盘子从洗碗机拿出来。
妈妈：家庭作业做完了吗？
妈妈：我们得去奶奶家过感恩节。
妈妈：爸爸和我商量过了，我们准备下个月给你买一辆汽车。
儿子：真的吗？天啊，真是太谢谢你们了。
妈妈：不是这样的，我只是想确认你收到我发的消息了。
Mom. Where are you???
Leaving Wal-Mart.Halfway 1 home.Why sweetie?
You brought me to Wal-Mart with you -_-.
妈妈，你在哪呢？？？
我正要离开沃尔玛. 快要到家了. 怎么了，宝贝？
咱俩一起来的沃尔玛啊！
Your great aunt just passes away. LOL
Why is that funny?
It's not funny David! What do you mean?
Mom lol means laughing out loud!
Oh my goodness!! I sent that to everyone. I thought it means lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh god.
妈妈：你姑奶奶刚过世了。LOL
David:这有什么好笑的？
妈妈：一点都不好笑，David! 你什么意思啊？
David:妈妈，LOL就是大声笑的意思。
妈妈：啊，我的天啊。我刚给每个人都发了。我还以为这是很多的爱的意思呢。我得给每个人都打电话，天啊！
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