God amp; Dog 上帝和狗 On the first day of the Creation, God created the dog. 上帝造物的第一天,造出了狗。 On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. 第二天,上帝造出了人为狗服务。 On the third day, God creat
Dog Property Laws 狗的财产法则 1. If I like it,it's mine. 1. 我喜欢的东西,就是我的。 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 2. 在我嘴里的东西,就是我的。 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 3. 我能从你那儿拿过来
Bad Seeing-Eye Dog 不称职的导盲犬 A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. 一天,一只导盲犬领着一个盲人在街上走。 They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traf
His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor 它妈妈想让它当医生 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. 一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。 The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! 酒吧侍者说:带着你的狗出去! The guy
A Burglar in Big Trouble 有大麻烦的盗贼 A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking. He shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables. 一个贼刚闯入一所房子准备行窃。他打手电,四处找寻值钱的
Poor Baby Turtle可怜的小乌龟Deep within a forest, a baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. 森林深处,一只小乌龟站在一棵大树脚下。它深深地叹了一口气,开始往上
Cat Heaven猫的天堂One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. 一天,一只猫自然死亡,来到了天堂。 Greeting him the Lord says, You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortab
Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗? A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫,他决定把它处理掉。于是
Fly and Cat苍蝇和猫One warm spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. 一个暖洋洋的春日里,一条鱼正在湖面下一英尺处游着,它看到了一只
Blind Benny瞎本尼An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. 一个外地人在乡村公路上开车时不小心开到了路边的沟渠
Race Records赛跑记录Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. 几匹赛马在马厩里,其中一匹开始吹嘘自己的赛绩。 In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!在过去的15场马赛中,
Two Bats两只蝙蝠Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Lets fly out of the cave and get some blood.两只吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来,想要喝血。一只蝙蝠说:我们飞到洞外去找些血喝。
King of the Jungle森林之王A lion woke up one morning in the jungle. 丛林里一只狮子在早上醒来。 He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?他走出去,逼住一只小猴子吼道:谁是
If You Are Warm and Happy如果你温暖而快乐Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. 从前,一只不守常规的麻雀决定冬天的时候不飞去南方。 He said, I've had enough of
A Turkey's Tragety火鸡的悲剧Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.一只火鸡在和一头公牛聊天时叹着气说道:我想飞到那棵树顶上去
Duck Who Loves Grapes爱吃葡萄的鸭子A duck walks into a convenience store on Wednesday afternoon. He asks the storeowner if they have any grapes for sale. 星期三的下午,一只鸭子走进一间便利店。它问店主有没有葡萄卖。
Poor Snake可怜的蛇An old snake goes to see his doctor. 一只上了年纪的蛇去看医生。 Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days.医生,我该配副眼镜了,这段日子以来我一直看不清东西。 T
Christian Bear基督徒熊One day this preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. 一天,牧师决定不去教堂而去打猎。 When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while all of a sudden he tr
Two Cockroaches两只蟑螂Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. 两只蟑螂正在一条胡同里的垃圾堆上大吃特吃,一只开始谈论一家新开张的餐厅。 I was i
Basic Rules for Cats猫的基本行为准则1. CHAIRS AND RUGS1. 关于椅子和地毯If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. 如果要呕吐,迅速跳到一把椅子上。 If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. 如果来不
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- 英语小达人 259 Disappointment
- 英语小达人 258 Under the Wagon
- 英语小达人 257 Why Are Some Hairs White?
- 英语小达人 256 Where's My Booger?
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