Hit Him Again 再砸他呀 A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. 一座摇摇欲坠的老教堂需要重建了。所以,在布道
I Don't Know Either 我也不知道 A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. 一个科学家坐火车去纽约,他的这节车厢里还有一
Gold in Heaven 金子在天堂 There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some o
重点讲解: 1. cheat on 作弊; eg. What the president has said applies only to the students who cheat on tests. 校长所说的只适用于考试作弊的学生。 eg. An honest student won't cheat on a test. 诚实的学生考试不作弊。
I Already Paid 我付过账了 A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. 一个人在酒吧喝了几杯啤酒,侍者对他说他的酒钱是4美元。 But I paid, don't you remember? said the customer. 可是
Me Neither 我也不 In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk and said, Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on our test. 一天在课堂上,约翰逊老师把约翰尼叫到了讲台前,说:约翰尼,我感觉
You Don't Know Who I Am 你不认识我 One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam. 一个老师对于考试时间的
Funny Excuses Notes 可笑的假条 If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. The following are some funny excuses notes received by teachers, spelling mistake
Writing Home with Ease 方便地写家信 Dear Parent(s), Date: 亲爱的爸爸妈妈,日期: I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. 我太忙了,没时间给你们写信。不过下面的清
A Letter 一封信 Dear Mother and Dad, 亲爱的爸爸妈妈: Since I left for college I have been remise in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, pleas
Grading of Final Exams 期末考试的打分 Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams. 下面是美国大学的教授们给期末考试打分的方式。 Dept of Statistics 统计学系 All grades
How to Save Money 怎样省钱 Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. 三个工程师和三个会计一起坐火车去参加一个会议。 At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the
Honesty 诚实 An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. 一个投资顾问决定
Forgotten Pillowcases 忘了拿的枕套 A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, You can't take it with you. 一个吝啬的老律师被诊断出得了不治之症。于是他决定要
God Will Pay the Bill 上帝会付账 A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his
Show You the True Money 告诉你钱的真相 A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere. 一个有钱的傻瓜被邀请去世界各地。 A fool and his money are soon elected. 一个有钱的傻瓜很快就被选上了。 A fool and his money
A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人,他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克:我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose
Guess the Correct Ending 猜猜正确的下文 A fourth grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you. 一个四年
Professor's Wish 教授的愿望 A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor were walking on campus and they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out in a puff of smoke. 一个研究生、一个博士后和一个教授在校园
What the Student Say in Science Classes 自然科学课上学生们都说了什么 The following quotations were gleaned from classroom discussions in 5th and 6th grade science classes. 下面的这些话都是从五六年级的自然科学课的课堂
- 在线听力:英语小达人 6 Hot Air Balloon
- 在线听力:英语小达人 14 The origin of Adam and Eve
- 在线听力:英语小达人 12 Payroll Pete
- 在线听力:英语小达人 11 Amazing pig
- 在线听力:英语小达人 10 Who Killed My Dog?
- 英语小达人 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
- 在线听力:英语小达人 7 Sunbathing
- 在线听力:英语小达人 5 Who's Got Brains?
- 英语小达人 英语听力 4 Good Excuse
- 英语小达人 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
- 英语小达人 2 Amazing Pet
- 英语小达人 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
- 在线听力:英语小达人 16 Three legged Chicken
- 英语小达人 259 Disappointment
- 英语小达人 258 Under the Wagon
- 英语小达人 257 Why Are Some Hairs White?
- 英语小达人 256 Where's My Booger?
- 英语小达人 255 No Word about Ears
- 英语小达人 254 Do It Again
- 英语小达人 273 Whiskey Does You Good
- 在线听力:英语小达人 6 Hot Air Balloon
- 在线听力:英语小达人 14 The origin of Adam and Eve
- 在线听力:英语小达人 12 Payroll Pete
- 在线听力:英语小达人 11 Amazing pig
- 在线听力:英语小达人 10 Who Killed My Dog?
- 英语小达人 9 Bartender, Give Me Another!
- 在线听力:英语小达人 7 Sunbathing
- 在线听力:英语小达人 5 Who's Got Brains?
- 英语小达人 英语听力 4 Good Excuse
- 英语小达人 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
- 英语小达人 2 Amazing Pet
- 英语小达人 1 Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
- 在线听力:英语小达人 16 Three legged Chicken
- 英语小达人 259 Disappointment
- 英语小达人 258 Under the Wagon
- 英语小达人 257 Why Are Some Hairs White?
- 英语小达人 256 Where's My Booger?
- 英语小达人 255 No Word about Ears
- 英语小达人 254 Do It Again
- 英语小达人 273 Whiskey Does You Good