英语小达人 253 Some Good Advice on Life from Kids

Some Good Advice on Life from Kids 孩子们对于生活的忠告 Never trust a dog to watch your dog. 绝对不能让狗狗帮你看着食物。 When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid?, don't answer. 你爸爸气急败坏地问你我是不

英语小达人 269 Go Deaf

变聋 A biology class student was conducting an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. 一个学生物的学生正在做实验要验证切除蚂蚱的腿后会发生什么。 He pulled off one of its legs and ye

英语小达人 267 Think Like a Lawyer

Think Like a Lawyer 律师思维 The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it? 合同法教授问他的一个好学生：如果你要给某人一个橘子，你

英语小达人 349 Bilingual Dog

Bilingual Dog能说两种语言的狗A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. 一只警犬应征去联邦调查局工作。 Well, says the personnel director, You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60

英语小达人 184 Economy Wasted

Economy Wasted 无谓的节约 An English tourist found himself in Norway with only enough in his pocket to pay his passage back. As he knew that it would take him only two days to get to England, he decided that he could easily do without food. So h

英语小达人 170 Let Me Have It

Let Me Have It 让我拿走吧 A little boy went to the dentist as he had a terrible toothache. The dentist checked his teeth and decided to pull the bad tooth out. When the operation was over, the boy asked the doctor to let him have that tooth. 小男

英语小达人 171 I Can't See

I Can't See 我看不见 An Irishman was once serving in a regiment in India. He did not like the climate there and decided to think out a trick by which he could get homw. He went to the doctor and said to him, my eyesight is very bad. Can you help

英语小达人 172 Is He a Good Doctor

Is He a Good Doctor 他是个好医生吗 An American visiting a remote area in South America became sick. I have to see a doctor, he told a local. How can I know which doctor is a good one? 一个在南美洲比较偏僻的地方旅游的美国人生病

英语小达人 175 On a Bus

On a Bus 公交车上 There were many people in the bus and no vacant seats. When a woman entered, an old man near the door attempted to rise, but she forced him back into his seat. Thank you, she said, but please don't do that. I am perfectly able t

英语小达人 176 At a Border Station

At a Border Station 在边境车站 A train stopped at a French border station. The passengers opened their trunks, and waited for the inspection of their things. One of the passengers in first-class carriage took a lot of boxes of cigarettes out of

英语小达人 177 A Good Lesson

A Good Lesson 痛心的教训 It was Sunday. The trains were crowded. A gentleman was walking along the platform looking for a place. In one of the cars he saw a vacant seat. But a samll suit-case was lying on it and a stout gentleman was sitting nex

英语小达人 178 I'll See to the Rest

I'll See to the Rest 其余的事交给我 A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. 一位列车员刚要发出信号让火

英语小达人 179 A Trip to Disney

A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. 我们去佛罗里达州的

英语小达人 180 A Trip to Disney

A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. 我们去佛罗里达州的

英语小达人 181 A Soldier's Brilliant Idea

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵的妙计 Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a windo

英语小达人 182 A Bad Impression

A Bad Impression 坏印象 Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers. 有六个人乘火车旅行，他们

英语小达人 183 The Bellboy

The Bellboy 旅馆侍者 A traveler was standing at the desk in the lobby of a Washington hotel. He was in a hurry. He had only ten minutes to pay his bill and reach the station. Suddenly he remembered that he had forgotten something. 一位旅客站在

英语小达人 174 I Didn't Need It Then

I Didn't Need It Then 那时候我不需要它 A poor man went into a doctor's office. He looked very sad. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I...I swallowed a dime two months ago. 一个可怜的人走进医生的办公室。他看起来很悲伤。医

英语小达人 192 Too Much

Too Much 太浓了 I used to have a job painting clown faces on children at a flea market. Each day when I arrived, I'd paint my own face first. One morning as I examined my makeup in the rest room, I was pleased that my clown white looked even, my m

英语小达人 185 I Must Find It

I Must Find It 我必须找到它 Mr. Morrow was a very absent-minded man. Once he was reading earnestly on a train when the conductor asked him to show his ticket. Frantically Mr. Morrow searched for it. 莫罗先生是个心不在焉的人。一次他