英语小达人 295 Lemon Squeeze

Lemon Squeeze 挤柠檬 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone wh

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英语小达人 312 He Said--She Said

He Said--She Said 他说她说 He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? 他说你爱我只是因为我爸爸留给我一大笔钱吗？ She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. 她说绝

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英语小达人 305 An A Student

An A Student 优秀学生 Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam.) 上学期我选修了宏观经济学，我对此完全一无所知（以期末考试为证）。 There were 80 multipl

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英语小达人 306 Love Letter

Love Letter 情书 Dear Thomas: 亲爱的托马斯： I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. 我想要的是一个真正懂得爱的人。你宽

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英语小达人 307 Tiny Men and Tiny Women

Tiny Men and Tiny Women 小男人和小女人 What is a CAT? 猫是什么？ 1. Cats do what they want. 1. 猫们随心所欲。 2. They rarely listen to you. 2. 猫们极少听你的话。 3. They're totally umpredictable. 3. 它们完全不可捉摸。

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英语小达人 308 Men's Rules

Men's Rules 男人制定的规则 If Men Were to Rewrite The Rules 如果男人们能够重写规则 Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 规则一 吵架中，我

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英语小达人 309 Some Truth

Some Truth 一些事实 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 男人会花两块钱买一件价值一块钱的东西，因为这是他想要的东西。 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 女人会花一块钱买到一件价值

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英语小达人 310 A Woman's Guide to What a Man Is Really Saying

A Woman's Guide to What a Man Is Really Saying 男人话语隐含意义指南 I'M HUNGRY. 我饿了。 I'm hungry. 我饿了。 I'M SLEEPY. 我困了。 I'm sleepy. 我困了。 I'M TIRED. 我累了。 I'm tired. 我累了。 WHAT'S WRONG? 出什么事

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英语小达人 313 Brain Transplant

Brain Transplant 脑移植 A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves. 一个病人需要进行脑移植，医生对他的家属说：脑器官是很贵的

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英语小达人 314 How Old Am I?

How Old Am I? 我多大了？ Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. 有人优雅地老去，也有人挣扎着不愿面对岁月流逝的现实。 Judy, a friend of mine, refusing to give in to the looks of gr

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英语小达人 315 How About My Stone?

How About My Stone? 我的石头怎么样？ Sometime after Paul died, his widow, Lily, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. 在丈夫保罗去世一段时间之后，莉莉终于能对朋友们

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英语小达人 316 What I Want In a Man!

What I Want In a Man! 我想要这样的男人！ Age 22 22岁时 1. Handsome. 1. 英俊。 2. Charming. 2. 迷人。 3. Financially successful. 3. 富有。 4. A caring listener. 4. 善解人意的倾听者。 5. Witty. 5.风趣。 6. In good shape.

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英语小达人 317 How to Cross a River

How to Cross a River 怎样过河 One day three men were walking along and come upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it. 一天，三个男人走着走着来到一条湍急的河流前

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英语小达人 318 Women's Language Translate

Women's Language Translate 理解女人的话 Yes. = No. 好的。=不好。 No. = Yes. 不好。=好的。 Maybe. = No. 也许吧。=不好。 I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. 对不起。=该道歉的人是你。 It's your decision. = The correct deci

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英语小达人 319 Whom to Marry

Whom to Marry 和谁结婚 There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $ 5000 and see how each of them spends it. 有一个男人有3个女朋友，可是他不知道要和谁结

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英语小达人 311 A Man's Guide to What a Woman Is Really Saying

A Man's Guide to What a Woman Is Really Saying 女人话语隐含意义指南 I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. 我需要一些空间。 ... without you in it. 没有你在里面。 DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? 我穿这身衣服是不是显胖？ We haven't h

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英语小达人 320 Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman 完美的男人，完美的女人 There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two p

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英语小达人 321 Creative Wrong Answers

Creative Wrong Answers 创造性错误答案 The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, it is truly astonishing what weird stuff our you

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英语小达人 322 Why Teachers Go Crazy

Why Teachers Go Crazy 老师们是怎么被气疯的 TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老师：彼得，树的最外层叫做什么？ PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得：老师，我不知道。 TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老师

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英语小达人 323 You Know the History

You Know the History 你知道的历史 Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, What is wrong with you? 亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡，上帝问他：你怎么啦？ Adam said he didn't have anyone to

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