Neither Do I 我也不 Two young engineers applied for a single poition at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test of 12 questions by the mana

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Why Am I So Tired 我为什么这么累 For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. 好几年了,我一直认为自己总是感到

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That's Your Worry 那是你的事情 Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. 一个年轻人刚从商业学校毕业,去一家小公司应聘做会计。 Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, a

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Rules to Give to Your Boss 给你老板的规定 Rules for Work (Should go over well with your boss.) 工作条例(应得到老板的赞许) Print it out and hang it over your workstation... 把它打印出来张贴在办公室里。 1. Never giv

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Here's My Answers 这是我的回答 In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. 大多数公司的复印机会时不时地出些故障。一个复印机

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Me vs. My Boss 我和我的老板 When I Take a long time--I am slow. 我用了很长时间我太慢。 When my boss takes a long time--He is thorough. 我老板用了很长时间他工作仔细。 When I don't do it--I am lazy. 我不做懒。 When

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What If... 如果怎么样 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad. 汤姆在应聘做地方铁路系统的信号员。 The inspector decides to give Tom a quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were h

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I Just Need One Copy 我只要复印一份 A young secretary was leaving the office on her lunch break when she found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. 午饭时间,一个年轻的秘书正

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Human Resource Lingo 人力资源行话 COMPETITIVE SALARY--We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 有竞争力的工资我们提供比竞争对手低的工资,这样我们将保持自己的竞争力。 JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPA

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500块钱的保时捷 A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! 一个男人正在看报纸,突然一条广告吸引了他:保时捷500块!新车! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for

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Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars 50块钱就是50块钱 Ferber and his wife Martha went to the fair every year. Every year Ferber would say, Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane. 费伯和妻子玛莎每年都去市集。每年费伯都会说:玛莎

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Wife's Picture 妻子的照片 A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. 一个男人走进一家小酒馆,坐在吧台前,点了一杯双份的加冰马提尼酒。 After he finishes the drink, he pee

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Boss Quotes 老板的话 We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. 这样的会议我们要每天开,一直开下去,直到我弄清楚为什么工作没有完成。 I didn't say it wa

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Sick Leave Policy 病假政策 TO ALL EMPLOYEES 致全体员工 SICKNESS 生病 No excuse... We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 生病不再是

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A Day Off 请一天假 So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. 你想要请一天假,让我们来看看你在要求什么。 There are 365 days per year available for work. 一年有365天。 There are 52 weeks per year

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The New Doctor 新来的医生 A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 5 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what t

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How to Annoy Your Co-workers 怎样惹怒同事 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. 1. 将复印机设置为缩印一半的大小,加黑,A3纸,复印99份。 2. Insist on keeping your car windshie

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First Name Is OK 名字也好啦 The boss of a large company noticed a new employee one day and told him to come into his office. 一天,一家大公司的老板注意到一个新来的雇员,于是把他叫到办公室来。 What is your name? w

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Reasons to Stay at Work All Night 整晚加班的理由 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改

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Prepare Three Envelopes 准备三个信封 A bright young man had just been hired as the new general manager of a large firm. The manager who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes. 一个精明的年轻人刚被

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