英语小达人 324 Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...

Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... 男人和女人在提款机前 Instructions for the guys: 男人的步骤： 1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前 2. Insert Card 2. 插卡 3. Enter PIN 3. 输入密码 4. Take cash, card and receipt 4. 取出现

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英语小达人 325 What's a Man?

What's a Man? 男人是什么？ One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里，夏娃叫住了上帝。 Lord, I have a problem! 上帝，我有个麻烦！ What's the problem, Eve? 你怎么啦，夏娃？ Lord, I know

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英语小达人 326 Correct Male Responses

Correct Male Responses 男人正确的回答 What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. 这些问题之所以说它们不好是因为每一个问

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英语小达人 327 It's Better to Be a Woman!

It's Better to Be a Woman! 还是做女人比较好！ 1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。 2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin amp; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 2. 我们穿上男

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英语小达人 328 I'll Wait for the Police

I'll Wait for the Police 我要等警察来 A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt. 一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起，撞

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英语小达人 330 He CAN Talk

He CAN Talk! 它会说话！ One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。 He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. 他特别想要这

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英语小达人 331 Differences Between Men and Women

Differences Between Men and Women 男女间的差异 Bathrooms 盥洗室里 A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. 一个男人通常只在盥洗室里放

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英语小达人 332 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!

Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊！ 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了，那么你们也许就是胖了，不要来问我们，我们拒绝

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英语小达人 333 Facts About Women

Facts About Women 有关女人的事实 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 1. 女人爱去商场购物，商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。

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英语小达人 334 Smart Parrot

Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉 A lady walk into a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale. 一位女士走进一间宠物商店询问是否有鹦鹉出售。 He replies that he has a very special parrot in back. 店员回答说里面

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英语小达人 329 Never Talk to the Parrot

Never Talk to the Parrot 千万不要和鹦鹉说话 Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了，她打电话叫修理工来。 He couldn't accomodate her with an afterhours appointment a

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英语小达人 345 Things Dogs Don't Understand

Things Dogs Don't Understand 狗不能理解的事情 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3 a.m. 1. 凌晨3点就汪汪叫不是闹着玩儿的事。 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 2. 把奶奶逼到角度里看着她

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英语小达人 348 Things Dog Must Try to Rmember

Things Dog Must Try to Rmember狗们一定要记住的事情1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. 1. 收垃圾的人并不是要偷我们的东西。 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

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英语小达人 347 A Very Smart Dog

A Very Smart Dog 一只太聪明的狗 I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. 一天，我去电影院看电影，我的前排坐着一位老人和他的狗。 It was a sad funny kind of film,

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英语小达人 346 Dog Rules

Dog Rules 狗法则 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 1. 狗不能进屋。 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 2. 好吧，好吧，狗可以进屋，但只可以进个别房间。 3. The dog is allowed in all

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英语小达人 335 The Boss

The Boss 老板 A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one? 一个人走进宠物店要买一只鹦鹉。店员带他来到鹦鹉部

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英语小达人 336 Poor Plumber

Poor Plumber 可怜的管子工 A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. 一位女士在等着管子工来，他本该10点来的。 Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock;

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英语小达人 338 Elephant vs. Ants Soccer Game

Elephant vs. Ants Soccer Game 大象对蚂蚁的足球赛 It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. 星期天的下午太无聊了，于是大象向蚂蚁提出踢一场足球赛。

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英语小达人 339 Book About the Elephant

Book About the Elephant 关于大象的书 The France book-1000 Ways to Cook Elephant 法国的书大象的一千种烹饪法 The English book-Elephants I Have Shot on Safari 英国的书我在东非的游猎中打到的大象 The Welsh book-The Elep

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英语小达人 340 The Smartest Dog

The Smartest Dog 最聪明的狗 A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. 一个肉贩在工作，而且很忙。他发现一只狗在他的店里，就把它轰走了。 Later, the dog is back again. He

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