University Entrance Exam 大学入学考试 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI ENTRANCE EXAM--FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION 迈阿密大学入学考试试题(足球运动员特招生卷) Time Limit:3 weeks 时间:3个星期 1. What language is spoken in France? 1. 法

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True or False 对还是错 A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. 一个高中老师正在给学生们做一次是非题测验。老师自己则在教室里来回踱步

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What Is It? 这是什么? On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher. 最后一天上幼儿园,孩子们都给老师带来了礼物。 The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held it up and said,

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Will You Be My Friend? 做我的朋友好吗? Cindy bean a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help the students. 辛迪开始在一所小学做辅导老师,她急切地想要为学生们提供帮助。 One day during recess, s

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A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人,他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克:我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose

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I Want to Take Money with Me 我想带走我的钱 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his wealth with him. 史密斯先生快要死了,他想到一个计划能让他在死

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I Didn't Get Any Money This Time 我这次没钱了 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 一个人去酒吧,看到一个朋友独自一人坐在桌旁喝酒。 Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's t

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My Mother 我妈妈 I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. 我在超市里转悠着想要买些东西,可我注意到一个

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Parking Fee 停车费 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 一个印度人走进纽约城市银行要见贷款客户服务经理。

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Thank you Lord 感谢上帝 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 感恩节时,一个4岁的小男孩要做餐前感恩祈祷。全家人低着头,期待着。

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Greatest Hitter in the World 世界上最棒的击球手 A little boy strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. 一个小男孩戴着棒球帽、背着棒球和球棒在后院里昂首阔步地走过。 I'm th

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How You Made Money 你怎么赚的钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 一个年轻人问一位富有的老人是怎样赚到钱的。 The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1930. The depth of t

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Simple life 简单的生活 James is a elderly tramp whose life is simple and uncomplicated. One day a wealthy gentleman found him asleep on his front lawn. 詹姆斯是个老流浪汉,过着简单而常规的生活。一天,一位富有的绅士发

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That Really Hurts 那样真疼了 Mr. Jones undressed for the doctor's examination. 琼斯先生脱了衣服让医生检查。 I am going to press on various parts of your body, said the doctor. Tell me if it hurts or not. 我会按压你的各个部位

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A Letter from Mom 妈妈写来的信 Dear Son, 亲爱的儿子 I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so

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Tax Collector 收税员 Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to his mom, choking on the quarter. 小约翰尼在玩爸爸的钱包时,不小心吞下了一枚25分硬币。硬币卡

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The Bank 银行 Banks will loan you money if you can prove you don't need it. 银行会贷款给你,如果你能证明你并不需要这笔钱。 Bank accounts give a person a good feeling until they realize that banks are insured by an agency of a

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Too Many Debts 太多债务 John was aggravated about his many debts. 约翰被众多债务缠得焦头烂额。 Henry, he confided to his best friend. I can't sleep anymore because I am so worried about finances. 亨利,他对自己最好的朋友倾

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Nickel or Dime? 5分钱还是10分钱? Little Johnny used to hang out at the local corner store. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the older boys would constantly tease him. 小约翰尼过去常在街角的商店附近闲逛。店

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You'll Soon Get Used to It 你不久就会习惯的 An man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. 一个人死了,留给他儿子一大笔钱。

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