英语小达人 221 I'm Only Kidding

I'm Only Kidding 我只是在开玩笑 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, What starting salary were you looking for? 一个刚从麻省理工学院毕业的年轻的工程师去一家

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英语小达人 222 How to Break Down the Cost

How to Break Down the Cost 费用怎样分配 The president of a large corporation decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. 一家大公司的总

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英语小达人 215 The New CEO

The New CEO 新来的首席执行官 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 一个公司在一次人事变革中雇用了新的首席执行官。而他在上任之初

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英语小达人 238 I've Got Everything!

I've Got Everything! 我什么都有了！ A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce. 一对夫

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英语小达人 230 You Used to...

You Used to... 你曾经 An old man and an old woman were sitting together in their back yard. 一个老爷爷和一个老奶奶一起坐在他们的后院里。 You used to sit closer to me, said the old woman. 你以前都是紧挨着我坐的，老奶

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英语小达人 232 The Excuse Never Heard

The Excuse Never Heard 没听说过的理由 A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 一个人买了一

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英语小达人 233 Satan's Sister

Satan's Sister 撒旦的妹妹 One Sunday morning, everyone in one beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. 星期天的早晨，一个美丽的小镇上的人们都早早地起床后来到教堂。 Before the service started,

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英语小达人 234 You've Swallowed My Sock

You've Swallowed My Sock! 你吞了我的袜子！ A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. 一对年轻人就要结婚了，可是他们各自都有一个毛病从没跟对

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英语小达人 235 How to Save Time?

How to Save Time? 怎样节约时间？ The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. You don't want to try these techniques at home. 一个效率专家在结束报告时又加了一句告诫的话：不要在家里随便尝试这

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英语小达人 236 What the Wife Says & Means

What the Wife Says amp; Means... 妻子的话的意思是 The wife says: You want. 妻子说：你想要。 The wife means: You want. 她的意思是：你想要。 The wife says: We need. 妻子说：我们需要。 The wife means: I want. 她的意思

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英语小达人 237 Some Notes on Marriage

Some Notes on Marriage 关于婚姻的一些随笔 For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage... 仍是单身的朋友们，请看看下面这些关于婚姻的随笔 Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and su

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英语小达人 239 The Honeymoon's Over!

The Honeymoon's Over! 蜜月结束了！ A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. 一对年轻人结婚了去度蜜月。 When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 蜜月归来，新娘马上打电话给妈妈。 Wel

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英语小达人 240 Let Him Dig!

Let Him Dig! 让他挖！ An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. 一对老夫妇在一起生活了很多年，虽然他们彼此憎恨

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英语小达人 241 I Didn't Do It!

I Didn't Do It! 我没做！ One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas. 一天，一个人下班回到家，发现屋子外面一片狼籍。孩子们还穿着睡

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英语小达人 242 Dear Mom and Dad

Dear Mom and Dad 亲爱的爸爸妈妈 Bob is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bob just dates and dates. 鲍勃快29岁了，他的朋友们都结婚了，只有鲍勃还在不停地约会再约会。 Finally a friend

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英语小达人 231 Through the Bad Times

Through the Bad Times 背运的时候 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. 有一个女人，她的丈夫几个

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英语小达人 169 Bouncing Up and Down

Bouncing Up and Down 跳上跳下 Nurse: Will you bounce up and down on your bed please, sir? 护士：先生，您能在床上跳几下吗？ Patient: Why, nurse? 病人：护士，怎么了？ Nurse: I forgot go shake the bottle before giving you t

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英语小达人 437 The Time Account(1)

The Time Account 时间账户 Say there is a bank that credits your account each morning with RMB86,400. 假设有一家银行每天早上往你的帐户里存入86,400元， Every evening, the bank deletes whatever remains of this sum that you have

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英语小达人 436 What Friendship Means to Me?

What Friendship Means to Me? 友谊对我意味着什么？ I have a list of folks I know all written in a book, 我在一个本子里记下了很多朋友的名字， and every now and then I go and take a look. 偶尔翻开瞧瞧时， That is when

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英语小达人 435 What Will Matter(2)

So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured? 那么何为重要呢？如何衡量你的人生价值？ What will matter is not what you bought, but what you built; 重要的不是你买到的而是你建立的； not what you got

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