The Blue Silk Pajamas 蓝色丝绸睡衣 A man phoned home from his office and told his wife, Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 丈夫从单位给妻子打电话:突然有些事情
Husbands Said 丈夫们说 My wife and I were both happy for twenty something years... then we met. 我和我妻子都快活地生活了二十几年直到我们相遇了。 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 好妻子总是会原
Glossary 词汇表 Honolulu--it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. 火奴鲁鲁那儿什么都有。孩子们可以在那儿玩儿沙子,妻子可以在那儿晒太阳,那儿还有鲨鱼,是为
I'm Free Now 现在我自由了 A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home. 一对夫妇在家庆祝结婚30周年。 Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The
Grounds for Divorce 离婚的理由 A woman goes into her lawyer's office requesting a divorce. 一个女人去找律师要求离婚。 He is taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have grounds for a divorce? 他了解了相关资
How to Control Your Wife 怎么管你老婆 There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. 三个人在当地的小酒馆里喝酒。其中的
To realise the value of one year, 要体会到一年的价值, ask the student who has failed to grade. 就去问一个留级的学生。 To realise the value of one month, 要体会到一个月的价值, ask the mother who has given birth to a p
Forever in Their Eyes 永恒在他们的眼中 Early one morning, I witnessed romance at one of the least-expected places in the world--a long-term care facility. At the time, My father shared a room withthree other gentlemen. While it wasn't an idea
Balzac as Handwriting Expert 手迹专家巴尔扎克 Balzac, the famous French writer, was a man of great talent. But he himself was proud of his ability to tell a person's character by his or her handwriting. He often told his friends that he could
Beethoven-Pure Joy 完美的快乐 I must live almost alone like one who has been banished, I can mix with society only as much as true necessity demands. If I approach near to people a hot terror seizes upon me and I fear being exposed to the danger
Packaging a Person人的包装A person, like a commodity, needs packaging. But going too far is absolutely undesirable. A little exaggeration, however, does no harm when it shows the person's unique qualities to their advantages. To show personal att
Reading Good Books阅读好书Devote some of your leisure, I repeat, to cultivating a love of reading good books. Fortunate indeed are those who contrive to make themselves genuine book-lovers. For book-lovers have some noteworthy advantages over oth
Youth青春Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, a quality of the imagination, vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the deep spring of li
You Are a Marvel你是一个奇迹Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that will never be again. And what do we teach our children? We teach them that two and two make four, and that Paris is the capital of France.
11 Rules of Life学校里学不到的11条生活规则RULE 1. Life is not fair, get used to it. 规则1. 生活是不公平的;要去适应它。 RULE 2. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something
My amazement at his pride and joy in salesmanship will be easily understood by all who read this article. In many shops the customer has to wait for someone to wait upon him. And when finally some clerk does deign to notice you, you are made to feel
Lenin-Spoken English 学说英语 We thought we knew the English language, having even translated a whole book from English into Russian, when we were in Siberia. I learnt English in prison from a teach-yourself book, but had never heard a work of it
How to Clean the Mirror 怎样清洗镜子 According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. 根据一篇新闻报道,一个私立学校最近正面临着一个独特的问题。 A number of girls were b
Courteous Retort礼貌的反击A learned scientist was attending a dinner, and as cigars were being indulged in one of the guests began to deride philosophy. He went on rudely to express the opinion that philosopher was but another way of spelling fo
A wish for baby 为宝宝祈福 The phone woke Trisha-Marie Taylor up from a night of tossing and turning. She plotted her little feet on the floor and raced to the hallway. Normally, she would put on her Mickey Mouse slippers first to combat the col
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- 英语小达人 2 Amazing Pet
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- 在线听力:英语小达人 16 Three legged Chicken
- 英语小达人 259 Disappointment
- 英语小达人 258 Under the Wagon
- 英语小达人 257 Why Are Some Hairs White?
- 英语小达人 256 Where's My Booger?
- 英语小达人 255 No Word about Ears
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