时间:2019-02-17 作者:英语课 分类:英语小达人


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   His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor


  它妈妈想让它当医生
  A guy walks into a bar with a small dog.
  一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。
  The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"
  酒吧侍者说:“带着你的狗出去!”
  The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog...this dog can play the piano!"
  那个人说:“我的狗可不是一般的狗,它会弹钢琴!”
  The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay...and have a drink on the house!"
  酒吧侍者答道:“好吧,如果你的狗会弹钢琴,你们俩都可以留下,还可以免费喝酒!”
  So the guy stis the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts plaing.
  于是那个人让狗坐在钢琴凳上,开始演奏。
  Ragtime 1, Mozart, and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.
  爵士乐、古典音乐……一曲曲演奏下来,酒吧侍者和店里的客人们都陶醉其中。
  Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.
  突然,一只大狗跑了进来,一把抓住小狗的后脖子,把它拖了出去。
  The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"
  酒吧侍者问那个人:“这是怎么回事?”
  The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."
  那个人答道:“哦,那是它妈妈。她想让它当医生。”

n.拉格泰姆音乐
  • The most popular music back then was called ragtime.那时最流行的音乐叫拉格泰姆音乐。
  • African-American piano player Scott Joplin wrote many ragtime songs.非裔美国钢琴家ScottJoplin写了许多拉格泰姆歌曲。
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