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Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then count
A New Son 新儿子 Old man: May I sit here? 老人:我可以坐在这儿吗? Young man: No, you can't. The seat is occupied. (To a beautiful girl) Eh... yes. The seat was for her. She is my sister. 年轻人:不,不能。这位子有人占了。
That's why 原来如此 Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, This boy's going
A Day Off 请一天假 So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. 你想要请一天假,让我们来看看你在要求什么。 There are 365 days per year available for work. 一年有365天。 There are 52 weeks per year
500块钱的保时捷 A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! 一个男人正在看报纸,突然一条广告吸引了他:保时捷500块!新车! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for
Rules to Give to Your Boss 给你老板的规定 Rules for Work (Should go over well with your boss.) 工作条例(应得到老板的赞许) Print it out and hang it over your workstation... 把它打印出来张贴在办公室里。 1. Never giv
I Didn't Need It Then 那时候我不需要它 A poor man went into a doctor's office. He looked very sad. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I...I swallowed a dime two months ago. 一个可怜的人走进医生的办公室。他看起来很悲伤。医
Race Records赛跑记录Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. 几匹赛马在马厩里,其中一匹开始吹嘘自己的赛绩。 In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!在过去的15场马赛中,
Dog Property Laws 狗的财产法则 1. If I like it,it's mine. 1. 我喜欢的东西,就是我的。 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 2. 在我嘴里的东西,就是我的。 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 3. 我能从你那儿拿过来
Dog Rules 狗法则 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 1. 狗不能进屋。 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 2. 好吧,好吧,狗可以进屋,但只可以进个别房间。 3. The dog is allowed in all
A Very Smart Dog 一只太聪明的狗 I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. 一天,我去电影院看电影,我的前排坐着一位老人和他的狗。 It was a sad funny kind of film,
Things Dogs Don't Understand 狗不能理解的事情 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3 a.m. 1. 凌晨3点就汪汪叫不是闹着玩儿的事。 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 2. 把奶奶逼到角度里看着她
It's Better to Be a Woman! 还是做女人比较好! 1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。 2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin amp; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 2. 我们穿上男
What I Want In a Man! 我想要这样的男人! Age 22 22岁时 1. Handsome. 1. 英俊。 2. Charming. 2. 迷人。 3. Financially successful. 3. 富有。 4. A caring listener. 4. 善解人意的倾听者。 5. Witty. 5.风趣。 6. In good shape.
Too Many Debts 太多债务 John was aggravated about his many debts. 约翰被众多债务缠得焦头烂额。 Henry, he confided to his best friend. I can't sleep anymore because I am so worried about finances. 亨利,他对自己最好的朋友倾
A Letter from Mom 妈妈写来的信 Dear Son, 亲爱的儿子 I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so
How You Made Money 你怎么赚的钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 一个年轻人问一位富有的老人是怎样赚到钱的。 The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1930. The depth of t
What Is It? 这是什么? On the last day of kindergarden, all the children brought presents for their teacher. 最后一天上幼儿园,孩子们都给老师带来了礼物。 The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held it up and said,
University Entrance Exam 大学入学考试 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI ENTRANCE EXAM--FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION 迈阿密大学入学考试试题(足球运动员特招生卷) Time Limit:3 weeks 时间:3个星期 1. What language is spoken in France? 1. 法
Where's My Booger? 我的鼻屎干哪儿去了? As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. 在我忙着为出去度假收拾行李的时候,我3岁的女儿在麻上玩儿得很开心