Shuttering in a Store 百货公司口吃男 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男,

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

Taipei 101 台北 101 On the 47th floor the custodian emptied the two black garbage cans. Glen watched her for a minute as he stopped to catch his breath. He was almost halfway there. Don't look down, he thought to himself. 47楼的管理员正在清理

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Meeting 见面 Mame Thurber, the mother of humorist James Thurber, was a renowned practical joker. In her 60s, she went to visit a friend she had not seen for 30 years. The plan was for Mrs. Thurber to wear a red rose so that the friend could identif

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Go to the North Pole 去北极 While touring with a children's theater company I was in a play which involved a character called the Ice Woman, who wanted winter to last all year round. Throughout the play we required the help of the children in defe

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11 Rules of Life学校里学不到的11条生活规则RULE 1. Life is not fair, get used to it. 规则1. 生活是不公平的;要去适应它。 RULE 2. The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something

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What Did the Doctor Say? 医生说什么了? A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. 妻子陪丈夫去看医生。 After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very

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A Pair of Socks一双袜子One fine afternoon I was walking along Fifth Avenue, when I remembered that it was necessary to buy a pair of socks. Why I wished to buy only one pair is unimportant. I turned into the first sock shop that caught my eye, an

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Nails in the Fence篱笆上的钉子There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. 从前有一个小男孩脾气很

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And now the iron hook fell at his feet, and the fireman stood upon the step with the rescued lad in his arms, just as the pentup flame burst lurid from the attic window, reaching with impotent fury for its prey. The next moment they were safe upon th

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Bouncing Up and Down 跳上跳下 Nurse: Will you bounce up and down on your bed please, sir? 护士:先生,您能在床上跳几下吗? Patient: Why, nurse? 病人:护士,怎么了? Nurse: I forgot go shake the bottle before giving you t

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The Excuse Never Heard 没听说过的理由 A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 一个人买了一

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What If... 如果怎么样 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad. 汤姆在应聘做地方铁路系统的信号员。 The inspector decides to give Tom a quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were h

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Why Am I So Tired 我为什么这么累 For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. 好几年了,我一直认为自己总是感到

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I Must Find It 我必须找到它 Mr. Morrow was a very absent-minded man. Once he was reading earnestly on a train when the conductor asked him to show his ticket. Frantically Mr. Morrow searched for it. 莫罗先生是个心不在焉的人。一次他

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变聋 A biology class student was conducting an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off. 一个学生物的学生正在做实验要验证切除蚂蚱的腿后会发生什么。 He pulled off one of its legs and ye

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Some Good Advice on Life from Kids 孩子们对于生活的忠告 Never trust a dog to watch your dog. 绝对不能让狗狗帮你看着食物。 When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid?, don't answer. 你爸爸气急败坏地问你我是不

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Facts About Women 有关女人的事实 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 1. 女人爱去商场购物,商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。

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Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊! 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了,那么你们也许就是胖了,不要来问我们,我们拒绝

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That Really Hurts 那样真疼了 Mr. Jones undressed for the doctor's examination. 琼斯先生脱了衣服让医生检查。 I am going to press on various parts of your body, said the doctor. Tell me if it hurts or not. 我会按压你的各个部位

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Do It Again 再来一遍! The parents had just finished tucking their little girl into bed one evening when they heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy's room. 爸爸妈妈刚把小女儿送上床睡觉,就听到3岁的比利的房间里传

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