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英语小达人 243 My Wife Told Me to Do So

My Wife Told Me to Do So 我妻子让我这样做的 Standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, Martin noticed signs pointing to two paths. One was marked Women and the other marked Men. 站在天国之门前，马丁注意到两块标牌分别指向两条

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英语小达人 384 Touch Me(1)

Touch Me抚摸我墓碑的自白Touch me. Don't be afraid. I can't hurt you. Go ahead and touch my smooth surface. Feel the cold, glass-like smoothness and the crevices and lines that make me what I am. Use both hands if you wish. We are more similar

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英语小达人 385 Touch Me(2)

You cannot hear me. I am static and unmoving. But, I can hear your murmurs and your cries of pain and sadness. Your sons and daughters ask why? There are no answers. I am very old. I have seen everything and I am none the wiser for the pain and suffe

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英语小达人 383 Arabian Wisdom

Arabian Wisdom阿拉伯智慧The heart is the noblest member of the body. A wise man said that the worst of men is he who allows an evil desire to take root in his heart; for he shall lose his manhood. A poet said: 心是人体最高尚的器官。有位

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英语小达人 382 Be a Queen

Be a Queen做一个女王Be a queen. Dare to be different. Be a pioneer. Be a leader. Be the kind of woman who in the face of adversity will continue to embrace life and walk fearlessly toward the challenge. Take it on! Be a truth seeker and rule you

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英语小达人 231 Through the Bad Times

Through the Bad Times 背运的时候 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. 有一个女人，她的丈夫几个

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英语小达人 241 I Didn't Do It!

I Didn't Do It! 我没做！ One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas. 一天，一个人下班回到家，发现屋子外面一片狼籍。孩子们还穿着睡

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英语小达人 240 Let Him Dig!

Let Him Dig! 让他挖！ An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. 一对老夫妇在一起生活了很多年，虽然他们彼此憎恨

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英语小达人 237 Some Notes on Marriage

Some Notes on Marriage 关于婚姻的一些随笔 For everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage... 仍是单身的朋友们，请看看下面这些关于婚姻的随笔 Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and su

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英语小达人 236 What the Wife Says & Means

What the Wife Says amp; Means... 妻子的话的意思是 The wife says: You want. 妻子说：你想要。 The wife means: You want. 她的意思是：你想要。 The wife says: We need. 妻子说：我们需要。 The wife means: I want. 她的意思

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英语小达人 233 Satan's Sister

Satan's Sister 撒旦的妹妹 One Sunday morning, everyone in one beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. 星期天的早晨，一个美丽的小镇上的人们都早早地起床后来到教堂。 Before the service started,

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英语小达人 222 How to Break Down the Cost

How to Break Down the Cost 费用怎样分配 The president of a large corporation decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. 一家大公司的总

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英语小达人 221 I'm Only Kidding

I'm Only Kidding 我只是在开玩笑 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, What starting salary were you looking for? 一个刚从麻省理工学院毕业的年轻的工程师去一家

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英语小达人 220 Prepare Three Envelopes

Prepare Three Envelopes 准备三个信封 A bright young man had just been hired as the new general manager of a large firm. The manager who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes. 一个精明的年轻人刚被

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英语小达人 217 How to Annoy Your Co-workers

How to Annoy Your Co-workers 怎样惹怒同事 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. 1. 将复印机设置为缩印一半的大小，加黑，A3纸，复印99份。 2. Insist on keeping your car windshie

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英语小达人 216 The New Doctor

The New Doctor 新来的医生 A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 5 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what t

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英语小达人 208 I Just Need One Copy

I Just Need One Copy 我只要复印一份 A young secretary was leaving the office on her lunch break when she found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. 午饭时间，一个年轻的秘书正

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英语小达人 210 That's Your Worry

That's Your Worry 那是你的事情 Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. 一个年轻人刚从商业学校毕业，去一家小公司应聘做会计。 Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, a

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英语小达人 203 I Know

I Know 我知道 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, Did you actually see the accident? 一场车祸的目击证人正在作证。律师问他：你确实看到了那起事故吗？ The witness, Yes, sir. 证人答

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英语小达人 199 Do You Know My Work

Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干什么的吗 One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。 Two

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