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Your Girlfriend in the Car 在你车上的女友 A guy had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. 个人在酒吧里喝了几小时的酒后,提到自己女友还待在外面车子里
Too Close for Comfort 第10单元 危险的亲密接触 A guy goes to a barbershop for his weekly shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. 有个家伙每个礼拜都会上理发
Duck Food 鸭食 A duck walks into a bakery and asks the baker, Hey, you got any duck food? 有只鸭子走进一家面包店问面包师傅:嘿,这里有什么鸭食吗? The baker looks down at the duck and says, No. Get out of here you're bad
An Ear for Business 经商之耳 was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. 汤姆工作时发生严重意外。他因为摔倒撞到地板上的瓷砖,两只耳朵被扯掉了。 Since he was
Runaway 第11单元 逃跑 Red and yellow trimmed skirts whirled past her head like silk halos. Mary hugged her knees. They were bruised and dirty. She watched the gypsies dance around the fire and play their tambourines. 红边和黄边的裙子像丝
The Lion Sleeps Tonight 第20单元 狮子今晚睡着了 Danwa crouched down in the trees. He did not want the lion to se him. The lion was sick. Danwa was a veterinarian. There was a rare and infectious disease spreading among the lions in this par
Sunrise in Nepal 第14单元 尼泊尔的日出 The smell of the goats was enough to make Wendy sick. But goats with gas...that was just disgusting. Wasn't there a shuttle bus or something a little less stinky to make them up the mountain? 山羊的味
A Nail or a Fly 钉子还是苍蝇 One day an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on it, the bottle
King of the Jungle森林之王A lion woke up one morning in the jungle. 丛林里一只狮子在早上醒来。 He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?他走出去,逼住一只小猴子吼道:谁是
Book About the Elephant 关于大象的书 The France book-1000 Ways to Cook Elephant 法国的书大象的一千种烹饪法 The English book-Elephants I Have Shot on Safari 英国的书我在东非的游猎中打到的大象 The Welsh book-The Elep
Never Talk to the Parrot 千万不要和鹦鹉说话 Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了,她打电话叫修理工来。 He couldn't accomodate her with an afterhours appointment a
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman 完美的男人,完美的女人 There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two p
Greatest Hitter in the World 世界上最棒的击球手 A little boy strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. 一个小男孩戴着棒球帽、背着棒球和球棒在后院里昂首阔步地走过。 I'm th
Thank you Lord 感谢上帝 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 感恩节时,一个4岁的小男孩要做餐前感恩祈祷。全家人低着头,期待着。
Parking Fee 停车费 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 一个印度人走进纽约城市银行要见贷款客户服务经理。
Will You Be My Friend? 做我的朋友好吗? Cindy bean a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help the students. 辛迪开始在一所小学做辅导老师,她急切地想要为学生们提供帮助。 One day during recess, s
True or False 对还是错 A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. 一个高中老师正在给学生们做一次是非题测验。老师自己则在教室里来回踱步
Whiskey Does You Good 威士忌对你有好处 A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. 化学老师要给班里
No Word about Ears 不能提耳朵 Little Johnnys's next doors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. 小约翰尼的邻居生了小孩。不幸的是宝宝生来没有耳朵。 When they arrived home from the hospital, the parent
Disappointment 失望 Little Johnny ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in both hands. 小约翰尼哭着跑进厨房,两只手里捧着什么东西。 Mommy, my turtle is dead, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out